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from:		CL
to:		"cj@thiscrazytrain.com"
date:		Tue, Aug 9, 2016 at 7:47 AM
subject:		Fart

First of all I hope this email finds you well!

I'm in an absolute rage and really when someone happens on the GOATrain I can't think of anyone but you to tell.

I got on the 7:27 am from Ajax to go to union this morning and grabbed a seat we proceeded our commute to Pickering when the man beside me leaned forward, I wasn't exactly sure what he was doing but he proceeded to angle his ass towards me before he blew a massive fart in my face. I looked around to see if I was being filmed on a just for laughs show and saw no sign of a camera. He proceeded to stand up and get off at Pickering. I've been gagging the entire way.

Love,
The Fart Catcher