Tuesday, January 17, 2012
All your space ... are belong to me?
Who raises these donkeys?
And I'm sure those boots just hovered over the ground as she climbed aboard the train on this wet and rainy day.
Monday, January 16, 2012
Looks like they always get their man
Text message from 1905579XXXX
to 19054427423
JAN 16 2012 10:29 AM
so they're checking tickets on my train and this guy just booked it for the washroom. slams the door.
ok. transit officer knocks on door. guy starts moaning. i'm in the quad across from it. the ones the size of a broom closet
transit officer radios to his associate. speaks so quietly can't hear what he said.
he's just standing there. knocks again. says he's checking tickets. guy in bathroom says, hey, i'm trying to take a shit here
officer says he'll wait. me too, i think
it's about 15 minutes and the transit officer is sitting down
okay, now we're pulling into union and his buddy joins us. he starts speaking to the guy in the washroom telling him they're waiting.
guy in washroom says nothing.
it's getting tense.
can he stay in there all day? can they break down the door?
officer asks him if he's ok
guy says he's shitting and to leave him alone
officer says train is out of service so it's time to come out
i'm thinking wow, all this to avoid a fare inspection unless he ligitimately had to shit?
sorry cj, can't stick around to see how this plays out as i need to get off the train but i suspect these guys are going to wait for as long as it takes
you'd think they mounties or somethin!
Some recent Google search hits. #262 for $500, Alex?
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Why aren't these signs bigger? And on every coach?
Hilary took a page right outta this blog on Friday night when she tongue-slapped a bunch of college age men taking the 8:13 pm LSE train home from Union for putting their sopping wet boots on the seats.
She was pretty livid in her text messages to me that I received far too late to respond. See, I've been stricken with bronchitis and was in a coma for most of the evening ... . Rest assured my friends, I am on the mend and am back to the grind Monday.
Hilary says the boys complied with her verbal assault and were quick to help her dry off their mess after soaking through the cloth seats after she made a big production of charging to the bathroom for paper towels.
Hilary tells me she has "looks" on her side and often uses her "looks" to "bully men into stop being jerks".
One even tried to pick her up after his friends got off at Rouge Hill. She didn't hold back when she said she'd never consider a date with a guy so ridiculously rude and dirty.
Ouch.
Sleepy Kid
Anonymous writes via text message:
I see this kid almost every day. He's usually sleeping sprawled across several seats with his feet up on the seat in front of him.
One day, he got a warning from the conductor, and another day, he narrowly avoided a ticket for not punching.
He's always dead tired. I wonder how much he parties at night?
Another rebel ... without a clue
Foot riders send me photos. I don't know what they expect me to do, CAPS LOCK them to death?
Friday, January 13, 2012
A selection of today's Google search hits
| Recent Visitors by Referral Search Words | |||||
| Detail | Search Words | Referring Web Site | |||
| women in tights tweeters | search.aol.com | |||
| is there free wifi on go trains | google.ca | |||
| crazy train blog | google.ca | |||
| name of ttc driver eating a chocolate bar? | google.ca | |||
| ride this crazy train | google.ca | |||
| bit butt | google.co.uk | |||
| does go train have wifi | google.ca | |||
| www-nawlertp-com | mp3tubetoolbarsearch.com | |||
| funny ttc incidents, toronto | google.ca | |||
| _http://www.thiscrazytrain.com/2012/01/wanna-play.html | bing.com | |||
| go transit blog | google.ca | |||
| go train blog | google.ca | |||
| this crazy train | google.com | |||
| ride this crazy train | google.ca | |||
| ping!! me bbm | bing.com | |||
| ttc presto tokens | google.ca | |||
| presto pass go transit enforcement | google.ca | |||
| ride this crazy train | google.ca | |||
| go train wifi | google.ca | |||
| this crazy train | google.ca | |||
| the crazy train blog | google.ca | |||
| ride this crazy train | google.ca | |||
| this crazy train | google.com | |||
| funny bbm status quotes | google.com | |||
| engine coffee table | google.ca | |||
| im watching you lot | images.google.com | |||
| wifi on go train | google.ca | |||
| big butts | images.search.yahoo.com | |||
| this crazy train | google.ca | |||
| presto or 10-ride for go | google.ca | |||
| ride this crazy train | google.ca | |||
| crazy train | google.ca | |||
| presto fare calculator | google.ca | |||
| durham dodge chrysler legal name | google.ca | |||
| fight on ttc new years eve | google.ca | |||
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