You. Me. Ride This Crazy Train - Adventures and Observations on The GO
Saturday, February 27, 2010

Hoarder

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Some dude on the train on Thursday claimed he bought 10 blank, 10-ride tickets for Oshawa to Union. He spent $732.50 to avoid spending an ex...
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Garlic

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I spent the last 35 minutes of a 65 minute train ride to Oshawa last night listening to a guy on his cell talking about his missing tooth ...
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Friday, February 26, 2010

Pole dancer

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I'm watching this Anne of Green Gables look-a-like adjust her back, legs and arms using the passenger stability pole. In the back of my ...
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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Magic Leprechaun

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This woman is distressed that this train is not express to Oshawa. She's convinced she took it last week. THERE IS NO OSHAWA EXPRESS! Yo...

Awww

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Hi, my name is blonde girl with severely plucked eyebrows AND a pink BlackBerry. I'm going to sit next to you and talk real loud being s...
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Craptastic parking

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I snapped this photo this morning after the driver of this Chevrolet Malibu sedan backed into this space - loosely - and then bolted from th...
Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Porn

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On the 10:13 out of Union. Two rows over is a dude on a laptop who was watching porn until he saw me watching him watching porn. Please, con...
Saturday, February 20, 2010

Camera

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I promise to use my cellphone camera more. I just struggle with the ethics surrounding taking pictures of people without permission. So, I g...

$272.25

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My expectations of GO Transit and the Gong Show that is usually the morning commute has increased three-fold now that I have learned it will...
Friday, February 19, 2010

Drunk

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Roll into Oshawa on the 8:13 train. Two drunks stumble out & stagger to van. Both get in. I call 911. Told to stall them by asking for d...
Thursday, February 18, 2010

Flatulence

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The woman next to me on the 6:43 express train to Rouge Hill just coughed and blew a massive fart at the same time. No, you stay in your sea...

Bag

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I'm going to beat this woman with her own bag if she jams it into my head one more time. I realize there are no seats left in this train...
Monday, February 15, 2010

Three hens

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These are three ladies who can't shut up. Ever. Listen for the cackle .
Thursday, February 11, 2010

Fat

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Don't sit next to me fat man. Share the wealth elsewhere. Ya, that's right... you go sit over there. I have enough wealth, thank ya ...
Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Shut Up

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I'm sharing a train compartment with several other riders who, like myself, are plotting how we can toss this woman from Whitby off the ...
Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Skunk

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The guy sitting next to me on the train smells like skunk. Super. Update> By the time we pulled into Union Station, the guy in front of ...
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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Owl

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The guy next to me's iPhone's ring tune is the sound of an owl hooting. He probably thinks it's cute. One day, a hawk will swoop...
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Air Drummer

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I'm riding the crazy train with a white Oshawa-type dude in a hoodie (even has the business in the front/party in the back look totally ...
Saturday, January 23, 2010

Fight

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Rode the crazy train home 2night. One man objected to how loud a woman was talking on her cell. It escalated to a fight between the 2 of the...
Monday, January 18, 2010

Idle

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Disappointed in those who idle in the train parking lot when it's plus 1. Really? You need your car running to put on makeup? Bang up jo...
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