I just realized I didn't buy an April pass and will have to line my sorry ass up at 'Shwa in the morning. Dammit. I just became one ...

So I bust my ass to make the 4:53 but decide to hold out and take the 5:10 so I can get a seat only to discover the five (bad language alert...

I pulled this off the visitor logs. Dirty.

So apparently some of you jokers don't believe me that weapons tools such as sledgehammers and saws are available for use on the trains...

Dear Management, I promised I would never make this blog about you. But you so went there ... It was a train derailment. I'm glad it was...

I'm not keen with people invading my personal space. Please, do stretch out. Don't let my legs interfere with your comfort! I then...

I'm this close (-) to taping a 24 Hour newspaper over the window. I bet everyone on this coach with me would stand up and cheer if I did...

You know those people with dry noses who whistle through a nostril or both when breathing? You do? Well guess who's sitting beside me? Y...

The woman next to me is reading a dirty novel. Lots of use of the words pulsing, lust, throbbing, etc., but the best has to be 'climaxed...

Dear lady in green on the 5:20, I can appreciate you had a bad day at work but guess what? It's not an exclusive club. It's not popu...

A woman who got on at Pickering spilled her coffee all over the jacket of a guy sitting on the stairs. Hey, you know what? You wouldn't...

I totally dig how this woman bedazzled her coffee traveler's mug with rhinestones.

I just spent the last 9 minutes explaining to a woman that this crazy train does indeed go to Union. She's convinced we're traveling...

This lady looks like she's reading a book but really, it's just a ruse so she can stare at me typing furiously away on my web phone....

The lady across from me seems clueless that opaque doesn't mean I can't see her hairy winter legs through her tights. I think I made...

I find it somewhat disturbing that considering it's illegal to get on a plane with so much as a toothpick that hundreds of commuters rid...

Sometimes I don't know what's worse: body odor or jerks who bathe in Old Spice. The last 25 minutes have been gag-inducing. If there...

Sometimes I want to grab those who are holding one, completely clueless to the fact that some of us are attached to our eyes, and beat them ...

The man across from me is sipping a mickey of Pepto-Bismol. Occasionally, he wipes sweat from his brow. I'm sitting here feeling both fa...

At least this dirty linebacker had the decency to remove his work boots before settling into his long ride home on Lakeshore West. Photo sub...