Submitted by Kendra (via text message to 9054420352) Last night, I was on the 10:13 train from Union Station heading to Pickering and there...

I'm on the 5:20 which is supposedly the train of 'zee classy peepull' but, er... the young guy across from me is swigging from a...

I am sure many are familiar with people who treat a quad like it's their living room with newspapers spread out and hats and bags occu...

Submitted by Amanda

Hey, I'm just pullin into Stouffville....there's a woman with a large brown stain on her white pants right at the crack of her ass.....

About a month ago, I made a decision to include my mobile number (9054420352) on this blog so readers could send me texts and picture messag...

Sending me sexts telling me you like a man with a sense of "human" and what you'd do to me if we were on a train alone has be...

Well, I can put the jar of vaseline away now that the po-po have caught the people responsible for teefing catalytic converters from vehicl...

I am flattered people take the time to read, comment and send in submissions. If you're new here, welcome! I try to dial up the crazy fi...

on sat nite i got to ride the LE home with a group of tweens and their parents after the justin bieber concert at the acc. i, and many other...

Not on a public train. Gross. I don't even know where her shoes are! Submitted by Amanda to cj@thiscrazytrain.com Burlington. 4:47 pm Am...

A foot rider, a bag rider and a foot rider apparently blown clear off the train because I don't see a body attached to those shoes. This...

Why are we so afraid to have our elbow touch another person's arm? The woman sitting next to me this evening was taking great pains to p...

To the lady cleaning the toe jam from her toes this morning on the Lakeshore East. Would you like some peanut butter with that? Submitted by...

For the guy in front of me waiting to exit the train. The back of his neck and down to where his skin disappears under his shirt is covered ...

Did you think I forgot about what happened 2 weeks ago? [Background post] Nope. Not a chance. I'm not one to hold a grudge but when I sa...

Got sneezed on today. Right in the face.

Contributed by Tom W. This morning was customer appreciation day at Whitby station, which included handouts of a free GO Transit branded goo...

There's two ladies near me bashing people they work with. Apparently one of them started a fight by leaving sticky notes on the fridge a...

I'm on the 11:13 going towards the Shwa. There's a man on the second car, upper level, about 45 years old or so, who is painting let...