I have this umbrella with a long metal point. One could call it a weapon. I call it an umbrella. When I got off the train tonight, I pointed...

LIVE BLOGGING This dude (Burly I think is his name) speaks slower than Tom. I have no idea why his annunciation skills are so precisely mono...

Submitted by text message to 9054420352 One of the rudest things I've ever witnessed happened this morning when this woman got on the tr...

I keep a traffic log through an analytics utility known as SiteMeter that allows me to see what Google searches direct people to this websit...

Anna! Seeing as I gain 6-9 new readers a week... Shocking right? No, really. That's about average... I'll have to reintroduce Anna t...

Train buddy Jill and I were subjected to a germ circus on the ride home tonight. There is nothing worse than people so engrossed with textin...

Before I lovingly pen this post, I must point out that I myself, am a lovely round woman of girth. However, I don't feel my roundness be...

I doubt the author of the love letter I found will respond. Is there any merit to me turning this letter into lost and found? Would you wan...

It appears my 'editorial' decision to scan and post two pages of a love letter I found at Union Station struck a nerve with some pe...

Guy gets on at Ajax. Strange sounds emit from his jacket pocket. A few seconds pass before he clues in the sound belongs to him. He pulls ...

I don't own or carry a purse. I carry a courier bag that I use to strap my arms to my body when I sit so I can keep my girth to myself. ...

Why is it that people with the most obnoxious mobile ring tones panic when their phones ring and they scramble to answer? Never mind the fac...

Av, a faithful reader of this website, relayed a story to me today about her unusual ride home last night on the 9:13pm LSE. She usually rid...

Submitted by picture message to 9054420352 from Diana D. Diana wrote, "These were rubber boots, complete with caked-on mud. I find thi...

I'm on the 8:13pm and the woman sitting across from me is reading this site on her iPhone. She put her phone down at one point, allowing...

Sent via text message to 9054420352 I've nicknamed the sender DP. My replies are in green. DP: this the crazy train website? are you loo...

Submitted by Anonymous to cj@thiscrazytrain.com This past Sunday my wife and I were returning back to Ajax from a show in Toronto. The early...

Tonight. 8:13pm LSE train from Union. I sat down in a quad, by myself, and was soon joined by a woman, who, just past Danforth, slipped out ...

Most of my posts are typed out on the crappiest webphone ever made and seeing as I can't spellcheck in the mobile Blogger interface, I t...

Obviously these two didn't get the memo. What memo you ask? GO specifically asks in its tariff that customers not bog down its trains wi...