Don't you know there's a cereal!?

From Anonymous text message to 9054427423

The lady on the train beside me this morning smelled like she ate a few cloves of garlic for breakfast, and the woman across from me apparently showered in perfume.
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Invest in some gum

There's nothing worse than inhaling someone's garlic breath because you don't want to sacrifice your seat.

Who eats garlic bread for breakfast? I don't know what else can cause someone to stink so bad. Is there a garlic toast cereal I don't know about?

I'm actually impressed by how stubborn I am. I won't budge. I paid to sit here, dammit.

Garlic

I spent the last 35 minutes of a 65 minute train ride to Oshawa last night listening to a guy on his cell talking about his missing tooth & the garlic clove he shoved in the hole because, and I quote, "It was the closest thing to a tooth", he could find.