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Monday, June 20, 2011

Do you ever wonder ...


... that when some people get up in the morning, they look in the mirror, and actually vow to be an idiot on the train today?

This morning I sat next to a woman who decided to clean out her purse between Pickering and Toronto. This didn't bother me so much as it clearly irritated the man sitting across from her. She continuously dropped things on the floor. First, it was a calculator which he quietly retrieved for her. Then she dropped a hairbrush. The lady sitting beside the man fetched that for her. Then she dropped her wallet which I ignored (Really!? I'm not her dog) so she leaned over me to get it. After adjusting her makeup, she lost her blusher brush and searched frantically to find it, jumping in and out of her seat and climbing over me and the other woman to check in the aisle. Would you really want that back?

Then, the piece de resistance, she put contact her lenses in! ON THE TRAIN, PEOPLE! WITHOUT A MIRROR. Sure, she Purell'd her hands first, but come on ...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

well no wonder she kept dropping her stuff... she couldn't see you idiot.

C.J. Smith said...

Okay, let me spell it out, she had trouble holding onto stuff, not picking it off the floor. She had minions for that.

Al said...

Whoa Whoa,

Why are you calling CJ and idiot??

How would here inabiliy to see affect her grip, she couldnt see she was feeling it?

Twit.

Al said...

Wait a minute,

Is that KP or Jason??