How to be a Seat Hog: Lesson 1

Step One
Place bags strategically on the seat beside you and on the floor in front of you.

Step Two
Put on a pair of sunglasses

Step Three
Pull out your mobile phone, start texting or at least pretend.

Step Four
Look at no one.

Congratulations! You can now proceed to Lesson 2: How to be an Annoying Douche.

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Thanks to VanessaLSW for the pic