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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

You left your grocery list on the train


Mmm, mmm... Cedar Cheese. Just the right amount of wooden taste, with every bite.

16 comments:

Squiggles said...

Well, I hear that the cedar really brings out the bannas taste, especially when accompanied with coolaid, surgar and cerail.

And then the shudder at what people think is both appropriate spelling and acceptable to eat on a regular basis.

Anonymous said...

pls? 3 instat patatoes and bag of patatoes. pls? LOL stay classy redneck!

Shirker said...

Another victim of Hooked on Phonics. Biscuts, winnies and spegiti, oh my!

And three bottles of ketchup? I guess everything on the list will be doused in it.

Vanessa said...

What's ham turkey?

lswgirl13 said...

Boggles the mind.

Lisa said...

Cigarettes, cake and spaghetti!! That’s a party at my house, circa 1985!!!

Squiggles said...

@ Vanessa - maybe they mean Turkey Ham? Basically, it is turkey that is cured the same way ham is, so that it is fairly similar in taste. If you have ever had turkey bacon - same principle.

Anonymous said...

This has to be intentional. No way even a person with English as a 5th language could make that many mistakes.

Lisa said...

I would guess Rob Ford, but we all know he's on a diet!

ExGOnowTTC said...

Dammit, they did it again. They left off the lotto tickets and case of Molson Export!

Anonymous said...

I especially like how popsicles and honey cooked ham are on the same line. Epic.

Vanessa said...

@ Squiggles: I love me some Butterball Turkey Bacon. Doesn't lose its shape, doesn't splatter and isn't greasy!

Matt said...

Good god, the author has children (as evidenced by the “cerail for you and kids”). Please God, tell me that Dad helps with homework??

With all of the spelling errors, I can’t point out them all, but some are worthy of a curtain call:

“Spegtti, spegtti sauce” ...wtf? Anyone knows that if it’s Italian, it’s heavy on the vowels. Try again sista.
“Cedar Cheese”...I’ll admit. I’m curious. Hook me up.
“White Kasuls” WTF? You mean White Castle...as in sliders? Holy lord, if this woman isn’t clinically retarded, she’s fucking close. Her and that Bubba guy from Forrest Gump should hang out.

Squiggles said...

@ Matt: I think she meant kaiser buns. That "l" could be a really sloppy "r".

But at least she is getting stuff for spaghetti AND spaghetti and meatballs.

Not to mention tomoatoes are written on the list twice. Don't think she is aware of much besides the main priority: smokes. Only thing spelt correctly.

@ Vanessa: mmmmmmmmmmmmm. now I am hungry. Think I will be having breakfast for dinner.

lswgirl13 said...

@Matt - have you ever been to White Castle??? I tried it for the first time last year. OMG, neither me or my 17 year old son (who will eat ANYTHING) could stomach more than a couple of bites. It was just vile. Harold and Kumar must have been nuts. I think what it needed was some cedar cheese.

Anonymous said...

The age-old question: tamatoes or tomatoes?

Lol.

(This is a variation of it. I'm not actually serious. xP)