The hell? It's a bastardized line from a damn movie. Park however the hell you want is my motto.
My husband is notorious for driving to the farthest end of any lot, straddling lines, for the same reason. I rag on him all the time, but he does it because he doesn't want his car damaged.
I know there's no point to this because all this consideration and effort is all for naught when that one person loses control in the lot and slams into his car, your car, a donkey's car, causing thousands of dollars in damage - that in the end, it didn't matter how the car was fucking parked.
I park it nice and straight. Every time.
Now go hug a puppy. I hear they make it all better.
Lucky for him he is not straddling into another spot, though if I were one handing out tickets, I would ticket him for parking in a non-spot!
If he was straddling another spot, and I needed one, I would be parking my car as properly as possible in that spot, even if it meant 1 cm of clearance! ;-)
The truck/SUV behind the Mini is doing the same thing.
Door dings drive me crazy so whenever I see an open spot on the end of a row, I park just inside of the outer line. Often what happens though is someone else will take advantage of the extra space by parking on or over the other line so no net benefit.
You know when you see cars oddly parked too close to each other and maybe take a second or two - folliwing the initial WTF? - to figure out who came first? I DID see a person park a Mini between two other already-parked cars... that parked too close to one and it was to the driver's door. Not cool.
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Just some guy who doesn't want his doors dinged. Not hurting anybody, just a little too far left.
Just a guy who doesn't want to get his doors dinged standing in front of us asking us to love him.
There's far more worse parking jobs here in Clarkson. I'll have to take a picture one of these days and you know what I mean then, haha.
Wow C.J., a personal attack. That was pretty mean of you.
I do need a hug. I was going to ask you for one, but I don't think it will be comforting.
The hell?
It's a bastardized line from a damn movie.
Park however the hell you want is my motto.
My husband is notorious for driving to the farthest end of any lot, straddling lines, for the same reason. I rag on him all the time, but he does it because he doesn't want his car damaged.
I know there's no point to this because all this consideration and effort is all for naught when that one person loses control in the lot and slams into his car, your car, a donkey's car, causing thousands of dollars in damage - that in the end, it didn't matter how the car was fucking parked.
I park it nice and straight. Every time.
Now go hug a puppy. I hear they make it all better.
:)
Lucky for him he is not straddling into another spot, though if I were one handing out tickets, I would ticket him for parking in a non-spot!
If he was straddling another spot, and I needed one, I would be parking my car as properly as possible in that spot, even if it meant 1 cm of clearance! ;-)
The truck/SUV behind the Mini is doing the same thing.
Door dings drive me crazy so whenever I see an open spot on the end of a row, I park just inside of the outer line. Often what happens though is someone else will take advantage of the extra space by parking on or over the other line so no net benefit.
Long Branch has the worst parking donkeys...
You know when you see cars oddly parked too close to each other and maybe take a second or two - folliwing the initial WTF? - to figure out who came first? I DID see a person park a Mini between two other already-parked cars... that parked too close to one and it was to the driver's door. Not cool.
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