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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

I'll just put this here

from: D.H.
to: greg.percy@gotransit.com
cc: CEO@metrolinx.com,
 mary.proc@gotransit.com,
 leslie.woo@metrolinx.com,
 paul.finnerty@gotransit.com,
 premier@ontario.ca,
 city@thestar.ca,
 tmaccharles.mpp.co@liberal.ola.org,
 councillor_moeser@toronto.ca,
 "C.J. Smith"
date: Tue, Dec 10, 2013 at 11:41 AM
subject: Re: Wednesday, December 4th east-bound delay

Dear Greg,

I'm not sure to what happened to the reply I was expecting, perhaps I set my expectations too high for GO Transit once more, much like last night, allow me to regale you with the details.

Last night was yet another example of a customer service disaster on behalf of GO Transit: I can only assume that the hamster that plans your train traffic fell of his wheel again and that your communications staff left early.

Sometime around early afternoon a "trespasser" wondered onto the tracks and between Guildwood and Pickering (what happened to Rouge Hill, are we no longer using that as point of reference).  I'm being purposefully intact with my comments, as whoever is in charge of your communications was as well.  Let me outline the difference, a "pedestrian fatality or pedestrian injury on a rail line" is a BAD and UNFORTUNATE thing, it elicits feelings of remorse and concern for the poor fellow/gal that wondered onto the tracks.  A "trespasser" is a person who has entered your property illegally, it evicts feelings of ANGER in people.  A "trespasser" can be forcefully or otherwise removed from the tracks and everyone else can then go on about their day.  A "trespasser" does not require a half-day police investigation.  See the difference?  Your communications person doesn't, perhaps you can use my next fair hike to buy a dictionary, or perhaps use one of the free online ones.  I think my wife said it best, "Trespasser is an insensitive term used do describe what happened, I'm sure the family of the person injured would be offended."

This now sets the MOOD for the rest of my story, seeing as from about 3:50 pm, all I kept hearing was that a "trespasser" has wondered on to the tracks.   Which to me means a delay of 30-60 min before service is fully restored, so all an all a happy rush-hour home.  Alas, such was not the case.  Luckily, I smelled a ruse, so I had the foresight to make arrangements to have my kids picked up from school.  Yes, amazingly some of your customers have concerns above and beyond their daily GO trip, which are often times severely messed up by the actions, ney INACTIONS, of GO Transit.

Carefully watching the departure, cancellation, delay, etc of trains using your website and my handy GO transit app I picked a time to depart when I thought the coast was clear.  I had to use my own judgement as there was no hint of a smoke signal from GO as to what was going on. It was after all after 5:00 pm which I assume is the official GO quitting time and the office subsequently clears out.

I packed my stuff, called my wife, and signalled that the coast was clear and that we should catch the 6:43 pm train home to Rouge Hill.  I kept checking my GO train app (the union station departure screen) on my way down to Union Station frequently in the hopes that some tidbit of useful information would be dropped, alas no. The walk was about a 25 min trek from where I work, so plenty of chances, and plenty of let down.  The net sum no cancellations, only a delay, no time limit on the delay as is the style of GO transit.  I arrived at union station at 6:36 pm, at which time the train was still in a date of unknown delay.

Let me briefly pause and ask you a question.  In a world of GPS tracking and package shipment with real-time status updates, JIT inventory systems, why does GO Transit not know WHERE its trains are by HOW MUCH they are delayed?  Seems preposterous right?  I'd think so.

I waited around Union station, reloaded my presto card . . . which I can't seem to do online via the Presto website ever since the sign-in procedure has change, nor can I trust the money to be there after a reload anyways within 24 H span. But I'll save that debacle for another email, as from an IT point of view Presto is a disaster.  Again, see ANY other form of electronic payment and do a compare and contrast and the pitfalls of Presto are startling!  BTW, military grade integrated circuits are guaranteed to operate down to -50C, industrial grade -40C.   I assume Presto cheaped out and used commercial ICs which are only rated down to -0C for their readers. Good call, we are after all in CANADA, where the temperatures dip below 0C 25% of the year.

Back to my story, I'm at union station, waiting patiently. 6:42 pm clicks, and lo and behold the train is CANCELLED.  GO TRANSIT LOST A TRAIN!!! That is the only possible explanation that I can accept for your inability to track and plan your train traffic!  See two paragraphs up about GPS.  Seriously, how can you not know more than 1 minute before departure that a train will be cancelled?  Was your traffic controller praying to some nameless deity hoping for a miracle train to show up?  You know how you groan when your flight is cancelled, limo driver is late, your late is made with 2% milk rather than skim?  Multiply that by about 200, that's what happend at Union station at 6:42 pm

Keep in mind, people were probably making arrangements with their loved ones to be picked up at their station, as the miracle unspecified-delay train will whisk home.  Only to have to call them back, make other arrangements, ask their baby sitters to stay late, wish good night to children they won't see before they go to sleep.  Yet the miracle train did not appear to the wishes of all.  Let me be crystal clear, you held your customers hostage in the Union concourse while they waited for a delayed train that was subsequently lost, and cancelled.

With dreams crushed, and all HOPE forlorn in GO Transit, as there's NO GUARANTEE that the follow up 7:17 pm will not be cancelled (albeit it wasn't delayed, yet) my wife and I resorted to the TTC to get home.

So let me recap:
- 3 hours of waiting for the "trespasser" to be escorted off the tracks - tho both you and I know it wasn't a trespasser
- 25 min walk to Union station in vain
- 1.5H ride home via TTC to get home as I do NOT trust you or your ability to get me home
- 4H of baby sitting for 2 kids

Alas, this debacle will NOT qualify for a GO Transit guarantee either, as I did not want to tap my card on (in vain) before the platform was announced.  In fact, I knew (with the limited information I had access to) to already start making plans to use the TTC instead.  My wife did tap on, yet cancelled her ride after the 6:42 pm letdown.

Now, I don't have all of the answers, but allow me to describe to you how I would have handled the situation.

Disaster strikes.  I have at least 2 trains east of pickering, probably more.  Those can easily service Pickering, Ajax, Whitby, and Oshawa in back-and-forth service every 30min.  I have shuttle busses (which I'm sure there weren't many) offering service between Guildwood and Pickering, obviously because Rouge Hill has fallen off the map now.

Seriously, why skip Rouge Hill, is there are lack of switches between Pickering-Rouge Hill and Rouge Hill-Guildwood, I think not.  Was the "trespassing" incident at Rouge Hill? If so, why not just say that? Why stay vague.  Vagueness is DEATH in the communication department for a customer service company.  Instead, be precise and factual.   Are you this vague when it comes to board meetings? Would you accept vagueness from your underlings in their reports?  Why should your customers expect less?

Alright, back to my plan.  I have 2 trains running all-stops, because there's no point in express trains in service crunch, between Guildwood (Rouge-Hill if possible) and Union every 30 min as well.  Let me draw your attention to the fact that not ALL your customers call points east of Pickering their terminal stops.   I would have LOVED to be even able to make it to Guildwood last night on a regular schedule.  Every once-in-a-while you might be able to squeeze a train in-between the disaster zone. I'd have one train start at Guldwood (to relive the shuttle bus overload) and run run all stops to Oshawa. I'd alternate that with an express train from Union to Rouge Hill, and then all stops thereafter.  Returning trains past the disaster zone can pick up the non-rush hour traffic between Pickering, Rouge Hill and Union.

Notice how I'm able to satisfy passengers travelling between Guildwood and Union with regular service, as well as passengers traveling between Pickering and Oshawa with regular service?  Notice how the limited traffic restrictions between the disaster zone is handled?

Compare that to the GO transits plan: shove as many trains past the disaster zone, maintaing the illusion of a regular schedule including express trains.  Then cancel trains at Guildwood due to shortage of trains at Union Station to service other lines.  Thereby stranding passengers at Guildwood, overloading the shuttle busses.

Again, all of this can be optimized.  There are algorithms known to man, but not to GO Transit, that plan this all out.  Remember JIT inventory systems, I wonder what algorithms they use?

I hope, sincerely hope with all of my little heart, that a true disaster never strikes Toronto in my lifetime.  I cannot imagine the unorganized pandemonium that would occur at Union Station while GO transit misplaces trains in a real emergency situation all in the name of keeping an unachievable schedule.

Which brings me back to your communication system.  The public address system at Union Station is a joke. The place is loud, the speakers are crap, the person making the announcements mumbles and does NOT annunciate (sic), nor even repeat the announcement in case someone missed a key piece of information.  Addresses cannot be heard, comprehended, and are thus useless at platform levels: you use diesel trains, NOT silent electric trains.  Auditory addresses CANNOT and SHOULD NOT be used at platform level!  The screens, seem to be frozen on the departure schedule.  Why, only the upper 3 lines are, on average, displaying useful information critical to the people looking for their train platform.  Why are these screens not used as public address systems as well?  What are the hearing impaired customers to do?  Your corporate communication strategy sucks, there's no nice way of putting it.

Again.  There's no reason for this.  It's not like there aren't other transit systems in the world that you can't steal best practices from.  It is sad, but every other place I have traveled has a better customer information system and better coordination than our own.  Are you as an agency happy with being the worse of the lot?  I mean you're better than the TTC, but that's a pretty narrow vision, and a crippled competitor at that.

I have tried to keep keep a cool head while composing this email, but it's hard.  As a GO Transit user for 15+ years, I'm fed up.  I can only count on one thing in any kind of non-standard operating situation: GO transit will mess it up, I will not get home on time or possibly not even via a train.  And, at the end of the day, I will be fed up and angry at your organization for its ineptitude.  Not because you can't plan (which you haven't learned how to in the 15 years I've been riding GO), but solely because you cannot communicate effectively, clearly, and TRUTHFULLY with your customers.

I'm (CC'ing) more people in your organization, and more external influences in the hopes that I will get a response, including members of Parliament as you are a public agency that is not being accountable.  Maybe my last response was being carried by the lost 6:43 train?

I suggest you spend the next fare increase to institute a system to schedule your trains around an emergency, again, based on traffic patterns, usage patterns, and blockages.  Use that system to provide accurate and real-time estimates to your customers.  Fire the hamster you've had at the wheel for the last 15+ years.

Regards,
D.H., PhD

For the next time there's a delay ... you can try what this woman in the U.K. did



Full story here. 

It would be interesting to see if anyone will try this on a GO train and if any pizza company will play along.

Her trip was four hours and she was hungry.

It's amazing what people will do when they are hungry.

What sorry state of a bulk emailer does GO Transit use?

It seems unable to push out thousands of updates in a timely manner.


If FutureShop, Target, Michael's, The Bay and Sears can all manage to email me same-day deals for toasters, cameras, lamps, glitter glue and $1900.00 five-carat earrings well before I'm even awake, surely Metrolinx can find software for GO Transit to use that will send a message to GO Transit passengers about a 5:41 pm train cancellation to show up at 6 pm in our in-boxes rather than at 12:28 am the next day.

You had one job!

Didn't I say something before about how the train is not your living room?

from: April C
to: "cj@thiscrazytrain.com"
date: Tue, Dec 10, 2013 at 10:26 AM

825 LSE. Not crazy crowded but all seats were taken on my car this morning an there were people standing. She just watched people walk by and no one said a word. She finally moved them when there were about 5 people standing near her. She was busy putting paper in her three ring notebook and updating her calendar. An office on the GO.



Please pop the bubble. That's all I ask.

Argh - your broke-ass shoes belong on the floor!



I think I'm too nice when I troll Instagram.

Monday, December 9, 2013

Ha! I wish!



Oshawa to Union in under 15 minutes? That would be awesome.

Here's what 430 km/h looks like:

So about that extra penny in fare...

GO Transit gave me an explanation that remains unacceptable (through no fault of theirs I want to add) re: Presto's penny-skimming off my morning fare for the past 10 months based on my bus-train tap sequence.

I have been assured this method of rounding up because the software can't calculate 1/2 of a cent based on the Presto card discount is expected to be resolved by February 2014's fare increase.

How nice. 

I've also been encouraged to apply for a credit in February for the pennies collected. The onus is up to each GO Transit customer to make a request. No one plans on contacting you if you're affected by this software conundrum. 

I still have to ask, what happens to the money collected that no one asks for back?

Well, Presto?

Don't forget about your credit for last Wednesday's train fiasco that affected the LSE/LSW/Stouffville corridors

GO Transit has started processing the claims and passengers are now being issued credits.

Make your claim here. I just submitted mine this morning.

Looks like GO set it up to just automatically approve anyone from that day. Note the very last email from GO's claims email account sent to Crazy Train reader Al.

For those interested in my "greatness at a glance"

November's walk summary.



It's the 16,001 calories burned or "4-point-something-something-I-can't-math-this pounds" that gets me - just from the exercise alone.

I can't say enough about the apps I use. Map My Walk for the GPS tracking while I walk and My Net Diary for the food I eat. Years ago, the only thing I had to motivate me was a scale and that worked out well, didn't it?

Being able to see the progress I am making, tracking the food I eat and monitoring my exercise makes such a difference in this challenge to be healthier and remain a car-less commuter.

The debacle usually starts with one donkey who didn't even try



Thanks to KB for the meme and source.

Friday, December 6, 2013

Matt scratches TTC brass off his Christmas card list. GO Transit management can high five themselves

from: Matt 
to: "C.J. Smith"
date: Thu, Dec 5, 2013 at 11:19 AM
subject: TTC this morning

Today my wife had to take our daughter to the doctor, so I was relegated to the TTC in order to get to work.  In hindsight, I should have stayed home.

I got to the bus stop near my house, and realized I forgot my phone at home, so I had to turn around and go get it.  Back to the bus I go; I’m sure I missed a bus because of this, but TTC’s morning schedule doesn’t really have set arrivals, just “as fast as you can” more or less.  Halfway along my ride to the nearest subway station, a group of three tremendously odourrific young men got on the bus and triangulated me with their seating choices and pinning me down with their stench.  The irony here is that I don’t believe they were travelling together.  I eventually made it to Kennedy Station, and to the subway.  The ride proceeded fine, and I transferred south at Yonge Station.  Shortly after this routine transfer is when all hell broke loose.

I’m not sure what happened, but somewhere south of Dundas Stn/north of Queen Stn, the train died.  Literally stopped moving, and the A/C turned off.  The lights went out too, save for the emergency lighting.  Being in the tunnel, we were trapped.  With no cell signal, we were at the mercy of TTC updates which took forever to come (and then came about every 45 seconds thereafter...thanks for the non-update TTC...).  The official announcement that eventually came was that there was an emergency “power down” at Queen Station due to a track-level emergency.  Was this a jumper?  A psycho pushing someone into an oncoming train?  A maintenance snafu?  Someone have a seizure and fall onto the tracks?  We’ll never know.  What they WERE able to announce was that for all the commuters who wanted to go between Bloor and Union, they’d have to take surface routes.  Very detailed instructions were given on how to achieve this.  Bravo TTC.  Glad that you were announcing this to all of us who were stranded underground and couldn’t give a flying fuck about the inconvenience to people who couldn’t get south of Bloor at the moment. 

But I digress.  25 minutes into our trip down Claustrophobia Lane, I think someone in the subway fainted.  About 30 feet from me, people were huddled around, fanning someone with newspapers.  Other passengers went to have a gawk/provide help.  Talk about a BAD time to have a medical emergency, when you’re stuck on a subway IN the tunnel, without power.  The emergency alarm was going, but clearly, no help was coming.  Does TTC have an update on what they’re doing for us entombed passengers yet?  Of course not.

About 40 minutes into the wait, they announce that power will be restored shortly and that they will “evacuate” the train at Queen station.  EVACUATE? This did not sound good; I have yet to hear of a situation on public transit where the term “evacuate” was used and chaos did not ensue, and I assure you the end result held true to my initial suspicion.  The train crawled forward, but it did not stop at Queen the way one might assume.  It barely snuck the front door of the lead car onto the platform, and the ENTIRE ridership of the train was herded through like cattle, all squeezed out ONE door at Queen station.  When we finally got off the train, there was ONE way up, so we were all bottlenecked again.  Finally, we reach the exit...FREEDOM!  Is that what you thought?  That’s what I thought.  I was wrong.  They had the fucking place locked down, and only a SINGLE door open for exiting the station.  Any other exits were locked, likely to ensure that we all left through the main doors, AND to prevent other passengers from coming into the station.  Once again, we plodded along like cattle.  I finally got out into the Eaton Centre, and made my way to street level and walked the rest of the way to work (I was planning to de-train at King Station, one stop south of Queen). 

All in all, my delay was nearly an hour.  Thank Christ my employer is fairly understanding with these things, especially considering that as I type this, there is NOTHING online about ANY sort of TTC delay this morning.  I assure you, I didn’t imagine my morning commute.

GO Transit, I promise to never speak ill of you again.  Unless you fuck me over like the TTC did today... then all bets are off.

- Matt M

A+ for clean socks. I guess...

Just telling it like it is

How nice that she(?) has her own quad office, complete with footstool

Looks like someone forgot to wear their Teflon coated shoes this morning



And just think, we get to pay more in fare in February and still endure this crap behaviour.

I know GO Transit customers feel Metrolinx should start fining for this infraction, but up in Ottawa, it's proven that despite signs that clearly state footriding is a $125 fine, this happens:

from: Alex
to: "cj@thiscrazytrain.com"
date: Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 12:19 AM
subject: Scourge of the Foot Riders Spreads (Hat-trick!)

CJ,

Living in Ottawa, I thought I was relegated to reading your blog to get my daily dose of donkey disobedience. Sure, Ottawa has the O-Train, even equipped with quad seating, but the average ride is only 7 minutes and the longest 20. There just isn't a huge incentive to put one's feet up on the seats, and the short trip makes the occasional bag rider a non-issue. Generally it's an enjoyable experience.

This all changed this week however. With the snow, suddenly everyone has the irresistible urge to wipe their slush covered feet off on the edge of the seat across from them. Getting pictures has been a bit of a trick, but I have finally managed to capture my greatest infraction yet. Of course it was a bit sunny but I think the picture shows it. Three girls (all wearing UGGs of course) were sitting in a quad. The girl that is closest to the camera was originally next to the girl in the green sweatshirt. Not visible in the picture is the third girl in the quad across the aisle, also with her feet on the seat next to hers. Also note the condition of the train floor, covered in salt and sand to be wiped off on the seats. I would normally place my backpack out of the way of the camera when taking a picture, but I didn't want to put it on the floor.


This third girl was originally sitting across from the other two, until she discovered the extreme comfort of sitting sideways with your feet squarely on the seat next to yours (there is no central armrest like the GO BiLevels, but there is one at the aisle). At this point she was kind enough to give up her seat and move to the (unfortunately) empty quad across the aisle, so her friends could join her in stretching out for the remainder of their journey. At this point the one in the green sweater decided to document this new position with a large camera, I assume so she can share it on Instagram later. Of course the other girl in the picture was also social and broke out her phone to take a photo of her friend with her feet up while taking a photo of her with her feet up.

This level of social media-ing was simply too much for me to handle and my stop was next so unfortunately I didn't see how this ended. I would bet that they never noticed the sticker between every window on the train though.


from: C.J. Smith
to: Alex
date: Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 7:22 AM
subject: Re: Scourge of the Foot Riders Spreads (Hat-trick!)

There is a FINE for putting feet on the seats!?
Can you tell me how this is enforced?
As for your story, I think my head exploded.

from: Alex
to: "C.J. Smith"
date: Tue, Dec 3, 2013 at 9:29 AM
subject: RE: Scourge of the Foot Riders Spreads (Hat-trick!)

Apparently there is a fine, but I have never seen a ticket issued. Like GO (I think), OCTranspo has both Fare Inspectors and Special Constables. I have only ever seen the fare inspectors on the platforms, but once the Special Constables did come through the train to check tickets, and another time they just wandered past. I imagine they would be the ones to give the tickets, but I've never witnessed it. The only staff member always on the train is the driver, and they can't issue fines. I don't doubt that they would tell a foot rider off though if they ever saw it.

The good news is that there is a new plan in 2014 for the special constables to get out of their cars and actually ride the buses and trains (genius, I know). Hopefully this means more enforcement of the foot rule.

And yes, I wasn't sure how to tell the story clearly. I considered giving the three girls names to make it clearer, but in the end couldn't come up with enough good ones.

Not a crazy train but a crazy streetcar. Close enough


from: VA
to: "cj@thiscrazytrain.com"
date: Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 9:37 AM
subject: Fwd: ;

This morning's commute on the 501:

You could honestly make episodes about what happens on this streetcar.

A young lady gets on at Coxwell and Queen. She enters the streetcar cell phone to ear talking loudly. For all to hear she has a long winded conversation about how her friend Fran is feeling jaded that her boyfriend Michael plays too much golf in the summer and indoor soccer in the winter, ...and really doesn't like to spend that much time with Fran. She continues to talk loudly about what kind of catering they should get for the party on Saturday, and talked at length about how to handle two co-workers that got involved and are no longer seeing each other possibly attending the party.

Throughout the course of this phone conversation, an ominous guy saunters over, and nods along with the girl while she is having her phone conversation. Although people are annoyed no one says anything because they think this guy knows her, but clearly annoyed, she briefly stops her phone conversation and says:

Girl On Phone: Do you mind?

Ominous Guy: Do you?

Girl On Phone: Excuse me?

Ominous Guy: No one wants to hear your phone convesation, people are just trying to have a quiet commute to work, and I'm sure Fran wouldn't appreciate you airing out her dirty laundry to all of us.

She lets whoever was on the phone go.

Girl On Phone: Whatever, that's harassment, I'm talking to the driver.

Ominous Guy: Harassment, please, you're harassing the whole streetcar.

People laughed and clapped to this, but the girl made good on her word, and went to the streetcar driver to complain. Now luckily, this happened close to Yonge where many get off, but the problem is many get on at Yonge as well. I usually get off at Bay. Because she was arguing with the driver, she held up the car. The guy that interrupted her phone conversation was long gone, I got off and just walked to Bay St.

I give the guy props for doing what he did, because unless you have noise cancelling headphones even with music on you could still hear this girl. But I'm wondering if she had a point about the whole harassment thing?

I also wonder what it will be like on a sardine can packed subway at rush hour, once the TTC brings in the wonderful innovation of wiring the tunnels so that people can talk on their phones....*shudder*


Yours Truly
VA
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After much consultation with my lawyer, seen here in his corporate headshot in his handbasket to hell, Mr. Georgie Greyskull says with utmost confidence that asking someone in a public place to can it on a cellphone, or even standing next to them nodding along to his or her conversation that they have chosen not to conduct in private, is not harassment

Thursday, December 5, 2013

GO Transit fare increase - approved

Hi - not Cj - but a guest blogger. Call me Billy.

Cj is predisposed but she texted me to let you all know that we will be paying more to ride GO Transit starting February 1, 2014 even though I am sure you probably read it on Twitter or got a panicked call from your Aunt Barb who knew you were waiting anxiously on this news. Cj told me specifically to say "Aunt Barb". I don't have an Aunt Barb.

Anyhoodles ...

Our fare increases will also help TTC customers pay $3 to ride from Union to Rouge Hill if Karen Stintz gets her way while us GO customers save 10 cents when we tap to ride the TTC.

Cj will probably kill me for making a statement but it's not right!

We should riot.

Today's the day Metrolinx asks the board to raise fares 4.8% for GO Transit

The agenda pegs the fare increase as item #19 on the list.

Don't hold your breath.

You will be paying more in the new year.

I'm done blogging for today.

Are you ready to help the folks in Toronto bum a ride?

from: MS
to: CJ Smith
date: Thu, Dec 5, 2013 at 7:51 AM
subject: Article on Star website

Hi CJ.

I found this article on the Star about fare integration with TTC and GO. Karen Stintz wants TTC users to have a fare break when they use GO within Toronto. Maybe I'm confused but would that mean those in the 905 would once again be subsidizing TO transit users?

As a GO user, would I get a break on using the TTC?

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/12/04/ttc_chair_urges_fare_deal_for_riders_also_using_go.html

Not sure how this will all play out. Either way, I'm hoping for a lottery win so I can kiss the daily commute good-bye. Ha! 

Oh Presto ... can we talk?

GO Transit has kindly offered to look into it my penny skimming situation involving my Presto card - detailed here. I knew I could count on them but I really want Presto to pick up the torch here and chat with me about this glitch.

And speaking of "glitches", have you been caught in a Presto refund boondoggle? I love that word by the way. It's a scouting term apparently and it's become my word du jour of late. It's right up there with fubar.

The Toronto Star's Ellen Roseman wrote an article yesterday documenting one woman's Presto woes and even got a soundbite from the Vice President of Presto. He blames rapid adoption and growth for the problems affecting GO Transit cardholders. Thousands of people were forced to give up monthly paper passes. The onus was on your team, Mr. Hollis, to have the call centres and mechanisms set up and in place before the transition/expansion/growth/forced adoption happened, not after.

Let's outline all of the errors of Presto's ways, shall we? Wait, I don't have to. It's been done, written about numerous times on this site, but in a nutshell:

In 2012, transit usage reports, due to be released by end of February go up in late March only to be taken down for almost two weeks, inaccessible to customers because of a system error. In 2013, the track record wasn't any better.

Mr. Hollis, I welcome you to contact me to discuss what happened on March 2 in 2012 that resulted in a a critical phone call between myself and your IT department. You can reach me at 905 442 7423.

We should really chat. It's not enough that GO Transit is investigating my fare situation. I'm a Presto customer and I deserve an answer. I need to speak with someone at Presto, preferably you.

I regret now not staying on top of my fare situation when I first noticed this past February as I believed it would be resolved after I was told it was probably a glitch resulting from the fare increase a few weeks prior. I put it out of my mind because 10 cents really didn't matter and I was told the system would correct itself.

Turns out, it does really matter because this glitch is not a problem just with my account.

Where is this extra fare going?

But back to some nuggets of historical problems with Presto...

Presto machines began freezing along the Barrie line when the temperature hovered below -20C with wind chill. Passengers were unable to tap. Presto put the onus on customers to find machines and I quote, "covered in huts" which for many meant trudging 500 metres to opposite ends of platforms to find another reader not exposed to cold weather.

Monthly passholders quickly find out that their Presto card no longer allowed for free travel for one adult guest on weekends. Not sure who to finger for this but to all out remove this perk with no consultation with passengers was pretty low. A friend of mine headed into the city with her mother on a Saturday and a fare inspection revealed that mom should have bought a ticket. Adding further insult to injury, her 86 year old mother is on file with GO Transit with a registered warning. Nice, right?

In fact, to help others better understand all that is an annoyance with Presto ... it's like standing in front of a buffet of wrongs and not knowing which one to pile on your plate first ... I have chronicled all of their shortcomings in a web series that runs up to 24 chapters. It's a bloody book and you can read it here.

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

GO-GO-Gong show

from: D.H.
to: greg.percy@gotransit.com
cc: cj@thiscrazytrain.com,
 CEO@metrolinx.com,
 mary.proc@gotransit.com
date: Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 7:46 PM
subject: Wednesday, December 4th east-bound delay


Dear Greg,

My train left Union Station at 5:35 pm heading east on Wednesday, December 4, 2013.  It is now 7:40 pm and I've made it as far as the Distillery District, and there's NO sign of any clear progress!

Please forward this to the idiot in charge of directing and managing train traffic, and then subsequently fire him/her.

I have been held HOSTAGE on this train for over 2 hours now.  I am HUNGRY, as I was rushing home to have dinner!.  I am thirsty!  There's no source of water on the train.

We are a few hundred meters away from union station, yet no one has made the call to reverse back into Union, and ALLOW people to get off, get something to eat, or make alternative plans to get home.  Staff announcements, as always, have been lacklustre.  Movement has been non-existent for the past hour or so.

Had we actually gone back to Union Station I would have been able to take the TTC and make it home over 1 hour ago!  You are NOT the only form of transit in Toronto, and I could have easily made alternative plans.

I get that extenuating circumstances are beyond your control, yet YOU WERE AWARE OF THIS DELAY SINCE AT LEAST 4:10!!!  You KNOW how much each train gets delayed and what your traffic patterns are like, yet no one in your organization seems competent enough to figure out how to prevent from having your customers from being stranded on a train.

Why! Why, can't you coordinate with the bridge inspection crew and ONLY release trains from union station when the way to the bridge is clear.  I'm sure there is now a clusterfuck of trains waiting inline because no one has the foresight to plan!

Its is NOT hard to offer your customers choices if you arm them with information.  Make CLEAR announcements, not that garbled crap you pass off as announcements, that INFORM passengers of the EXPECTED delay.  Work with the supervisor of the inspection to get an estimate of the delay and REVISE it as new information comes in.

NEVER, EVER should you force your customers to wait within eyesight of a station without giving them the opportunity to get off!

I expect a personal response from the you clearly explaining the steps and precautions GO will now take to ENSURE this will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN and how you plan on actually providing your customers with realistic and up-to-date delay estimates.  I'm not talking about the current estimates you provide e.g. an announcement at 8:10 telling me "your 8:05 train is now 5 minutes late".  I mean do some math, some modelling, some actual head scratching based on line capacity, traffic, back log, and other factors to tell me when the hell I can expect a train to arrive, and when I can expect to be home.

I understand these skills might be lacking in your organization, as a trained engineer, I'd be happy to help.

Regards,
D.H., PhD

Tonight's Gong Show qualifies for a refund

Some CSAs on LSW, Stouffville and LSE corridors have made announcements encouraging passengers to apply for a GO Transit Service Guarantee for a refund.

You can fill out the form here. You have seven days to submit a claim. Tonight would be premature as the trips have yet to be entered into the system. I suspect that the claims will be in the thousands so pace yourself.

My train was 40 minutes late on the LSE. I hopped on the 4:53 pm train.

I heard through tweets, emails, facebook and text messages that any train scheduled after 5:10 pm was a rolling vessel to no where. In fact, people were annoyed those trains weren't canceled so they could make alternate arrangements, take TTC or buses to places outside of the downtown core; or just be inside Union to grab some dinner rather than be held hostage on a train as it sat across from the Distillery District for two hours.

As of 9:10 pm the person behind the wheel of GO Transit's twitter account said service was gradually improving.

More about what happened here.

A GO Transit delay does not entitle you to a smoke break (especially in line and in an area clearly marked "No Smoking")

Lady asked driver if he'd hang on 1 sec while she finished her SMOKE b/c "train was late & GO owed her". He said nope & drove off FTW
Via Twitter

Kudos for leaving the driver out of the rage

From @GOvoygr

Hi Cindy,
With the demolition of the Dufferin St. bridge this weekend past, not only was LSW toast, but Route 12 got screwed in the process, too.  Instead of Burlington being the western terminus, passengers were dumped in Hamilton and transferred to the express bus from Hamilton to Union station.  What the folks at head office forgot about is that some people actually work in Burlington.  I posted this issue on GO Transit's Facebook page, but 20 Bay St. ignored the matter.

Knowing what kind of a shit show it was for the drivers Saturday, I made a point of bringing one of the drivers a coffee Sunday morning.  Only one person got on the bus; let's call her Lindsay.  The driver explained to Lindsay the change in terminus for the trip, which did not sit well with the young lady, but she paid her fare and was seated.  As I gave the driver her coffee, Lindsay returned to the front of the bus and asked if the driver could break a $20 bill so that paying for local transit in Hamilton would be easier; the driver obliged.  The young lady was polite to the driver at all times.  I wished the driver well and left.

I returned home and reviewed the Twitter activity for "gotransit".  That is when I learned the identity of the young lady.  Meet Lindsay.  Does she have anger issues?  She certainly kept up the tirade against GO Transit through the day.  Fortunately, Lindsay did not vent her frustrations toward the driver.  Unfortunately, many passengers do.

Posting faces

After a lot of thought I have decided that going forward I will no longer be editing submissions of people behaving obnoxiously or badly during the commute to remove or obscure facial features.

I always felt it bordered on bullying to publicly shame someone who may "innocently" (I use the word loosely) be ignorant about public commuting etiquette but recent discoveries on social media (Tumblr, Instagram and Twitter) is demonstrating to me that people don't care and in fact, are actually proud of being a douchebag and documenting their deplorable actions for the world to see. What's incredible to me is how these people react when I comment on their pictures.

How dare I?

How dare I, what? Call you out for being ridiculously rude or ignorant about the space I have to share with you? The worst photo so far is one I came across on Instagram on Sunday where a woman, about 21 years old or so, had taken a used feminine hygiene pad, one with wings, and stuck it to the window of a GO train while her friend posed beside it. The picture was hashtagged: #gotrain #TOM #decorating #bird #carrie #promnight and others I can't recall. I made the mistake of commenting first and then trying to screenshot the photo on my phone, which is always a big production because I have to use the Stylus pen, and after closing out of the app by accident and coming back in, my comment gave the photographer of this bullshit stunt time to remove the picture. She then took the time to berate me on one of my Instagram photos about minding my own business and asking why I care about what she does on a GO train.

I told her I care because it's clear her parents don't.

Frustrated that I couldn't get any of this drama documented, I told her to fuck off. Not my proudest moment because I dropped myself down to many floors below her level. By the time I got home she must have figured out who I was because she deleted everything: her account and her comments on my account.

In a way, I felt vindicated because she realized the errors of her ways and how close her revolting stunt came to biting her in the ass in a forum she would have no control over - my website.

Maybe she'll think twice about what she thinks is appropriate behaviour on a GO train from now on.

This morning at the bus stop, one of my bus mates told me flat out I shouldn't be cropping out heads or saving anyone from embarrassment.

The damage was already done the minute they decided their sense of entitlement was more important than the traveling comfort of passengers around them.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

This morning

While the lady across from me lapsed into a coma, a very small crusty piece of mucus had attached itself to one of her nose hairs and popped in and out of her nose like a whack-a-mole with each inhale.

This went on like clockwork for most of the train ride. I struggled to contain my anxiety of where this piece of DNA would eventually land should its detach itself and tried to concentrate on the episode of Breaking Bad I was watching.

She woke up just outside of Union, unaware that this piece of mucus was dangling from her nose. She got out her phone and made a call. I managed to catch her eye and I made a motion with my hand to my nose to indicate she had an "issue". She just looked at me funny and then looked away. When the train stopped, I dug around in my purse for Kleenex because I couldn't take it anymore. If it was me, I would want to know.

While I was doing that she finally noticed what was hanging out of her nose and I watched in horror as she snatched it between her fingers, rolled it and then flung it into the aisle as she exited the quad.

Ugh.

Monday, December 2, 2013

The fare increase in two photos: 2013's 5% increase over 2012's fares and what 2014's 4.8% increase works out to (OSH to UNST)

For those of you who don't travel the distance I do, you will have to look at your own Presto Transit usage reports to determine how much more you will pay to ride GO commencing February 1, 2014.

For those who don't know, Metrolinx is seeking board approval to raise fares next year by 4.8%. For myself, this means $0.31 more a trip (based on how I read the proposal outlined in my post from yesterday).

In 2012, I paid $8.01 using Presto to travel from Oshawa/Courtice to Union and paid the same to come back. I paid $16.02 a day.


In 2013, I pay $8.40 using Presto to travel from Oshawa/Courtice to Union. I pay $8.39 to come home. I gave up fighting Presto/Metrolinx/GO Transit over the one extra cent. It's apparently a software glitch. No one one seems to care that I pay one extra cent. I uncovered this in a post from February. Add up all the people who take the GO bus on my route who are also affected by this 'glitch'. Is this not fraud? Well? Thousands of pennies add up to extra money GO Transit isn't supposed to have or collect.


All I can say is that come February 1st, when my fare rises to $8.71 one-way, each way, and this 'glitch' isn't fixed, heads are gonna roll - someone is accountable! By the time it's all said and done, GO Transit will have pocketed $4.80 extra in fare from me this year. Sure, it's less than the cost of a venti latte from Starbucks but it's my venti latte they're drinking!

I am disappointed this is still happening. It can't continue!

Sorry, did you say something about a medical emergency?

from: TM
to: cj@thiscrazytrain.com
date: Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 7:05 AM
subject: FW: GO Train Service Guarantee update

I just wish they'd tell me the reason why it's not eligible 

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From: claims@gotransit.com
To: TM
Date: Sat, 30 Nov 2013 08:06:12 -0500
Subject: GO Train Service Guarantee update

Your claim #FG13112802411392 has not been approved.

This trip is not eligible for reimbursement; the GO Train Service Guarantee policy does not apply to delays This trip is not eligible because it was delayed due to an onboard emergency. This trip is not eligible because it was delayed due to an onboard emergency. This trip is not eligible because it was delayed due to an onboard emergency. This trip is not eligible because it was delayed due to an onboard emergency. This trip is not eligible because it was delayed due to an onboard emergency. This trip is not eligible because it was delayed due to an onboard emergency. This trip is not eligible because it was delayed due to an onboard emergency. This trip is not eligible because it was delayed due to an onboard emergency. This trip is not eligible because it was delayed due to an onboard emergency.. Delays of less than 15 minutes in length, or those due to extreme weather, emergency investigations, corridor obstructions and on-board emergencies are outside of our control; therefore, these trips are not eligible for reimbursement.

please visit www.gotransit.com/guarantee to review our policy.

© GO Transit 2012

It's Monday! And you know what that means. Let's start the week off with some "NO"

from: McDarver
to: cj@thiscrazytrain.com
date: Sat, Nov 30, 2013 at 9:06 AM
subject: another pix for the blog - Coldest Day of the year - double trouble on the Barrie Train

Barrie Train – November 28th – Coldest day of the year
It was -11 without the wind-chill.
She must be one hardy Canadian Chick or had just escaped from some place that ties them to their bed at night.

Never did see any boots/shoes come out of hiding, even when we got to Union Station.

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Metrolinx proposes 4.8% increase on PRESTO fares for GO Transit customers

TRANSLATION: You'll be paying $0.31 more a ride (or 62 cents extra a day). I am saying you will because the fare increase will be approved. Historically, they always are.

The very first slide of this PowerPoint presentation expected to be given during a December 5th Metrolinx board meeting rationalizes in its first bullet point that "GO Transit has, for the most part, increased fares annually".

I plan on working for the next 20 years. Does this mean I can expect by 2033 that I will pay almost $30 a day to get to work? That is cray-cray.

I've always been open that I can't math. But according to this economic chart that chronicles Canada's annual inflation rate, a 4.8% annual increase in GO Transit fares is a lot higher that 0.70%.

I'm not implying it's not needed or unjustified to raise fares. Someone has to pay for all of these ambitious Metrolinx projects but at some point, an organization needs to look at its own "gravy train" rather than picking clean the pockets of its customers every year to pay for shiny new buses that break down mid-trip and charging stations for electric cars that, according to my sources, have remained empty all day at the Whitby GO station since they were unveiled - it's still early to call this one a waste of money. We need to give the good folks in Whitby/Brooklin/Myrtle time to cough up the $30,000 plus needed to buy a Nissan Leaf. How much did it cost to put in those EV charging stations at five stations? Between the installation, cost of equipment, testing and payment processing back-end, I am sure it was more than $2.50 - the cost of a charge.

Bah! At least Toronto got its 3-station billion dollar Scarborough subway and a Sheppard subway that has yet to see full passenger capacity. In perspective, we can't really complain. There are parts of Ontario, such as the north, that had the plug pulled on its provincially funded transit in 2012. The Northlander train service that ran between Cochrane and Toronto was shut down.

But this is the cost of living in Ontario, right? GTA wins and the rest drive their cars.

Full disclosure, I am not an economist but I don't think it's a fare increase. I will hope that once all these projects are done. We can enjoy stabilized fares for a few years.