I've determined that at one time my cell # (905-442-7423) belonged to a woman named Sarah Sxxxx because I've gotten many a voicemail from doctors, dentists, schools, optometrists, wine clubs, the police (I know, the hell?) and the library, all looking for this woman.
And then I got a text message and of course, I had to play along ...
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 11:56 AM
Hey how's it going.
From: 19054427423
To: From: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 12:09 PM
Work is crazy busy. You?
From: From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 12:15 PM
Ya about the same one more night then holidays for me.
From: 19054427423
To: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 12:16 PM
Not me man, I'm jelly. You know anything about flying planes? What's a flux-a type 79C button? Can you google it for me?
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 12:36 PM
I know nothing about planes sorry.
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 12:36 PM
Why do you need to know about that
From: 19054427423
To: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 12:36 PM
I'm trying to fly one.
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 12:40 PM
Nice ok
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 12:40 PM
Lol
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 12:49 PM
K so I google the 79C button n I can't find anything sorry
From: 19054427423
To: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 03:23 PM
I pushed it anyway. It looks like it summons the on-flight bartender. Had to take a nap there. Got any plans tonight? Going out?
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 03:47 PM
I'm working at 5
From: 19054427423
To: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 03:48 PM
You mean you've been home all day?
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 03:49 PM
Ya been home all day just finished packing n doing laundry.
From: 19054427423
To: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 03:51 PM
Where you going on holiday? I know you've always talked about Costa Rica. Last time I went there, I spent hours trying to find a coffee maker and people kept telling me to go to the hardware store and I was like, NO! Coffee maker. As in a man I can buy and take home to make me coffee cuz I figure a Costa Rican ought to know a thing or two about making coffee. I'm big on things being authentic
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 03:53 PM
I'm going on a road trip up north. Doing some fishing camping
From: 19054427423
To: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 03:54 PM
Ugh. I hate camping. And fishing. What happened to Puerto Rico?
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 04:08 PM
Not sure never wanted to go??? Lol
From: 19054427423
To: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 04:09 PM
But you said you did. Many times. Mike, did you hit your head this weekend?
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 04:10 PM
Mike what this isn't mike
From: 19054427423
To: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 04:10 PM
Why do you have Mike's phone?
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 04:10 PM
I don't who is this I thought this was Sarah
From: 19054427423
To: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 04:11 PM
This is Cindy
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 04:11 PM
Lol alright I'm not sure what's going on
From: 19054427423
To: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 04:11 PM
Well this is awkward. Did Sarah fly a plane before because you know, red flags and all that
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 04:12 PM
Lol ya thanks lol but I hadn't talk to her in almost a year
From: 19054427423
To: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 04:12 PM
Well if you ever get to puerto rico and want company, let me know
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 04:13 PM
Lol.
From: 19054427423
To: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 04:13 PM
She must have ditched her mobile. I've had this number since Feb 2011
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 04:15 PM
Ok this is Courtney I switched my number a while ago n I have a feeling something may have messed up when they put my numbers in
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 04:15 PM
This is weird
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 04:15 PM
I'm sorry
From: 19054427423
To: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 04:44 PM
See and I thought you were just someone yanking my chain because I have a blog where my number is online!
From: 19054427423
To: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 04:44 PM
Hope you find her
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 06:06 PM
No I'm sorry totally not I was trying to figure out if I actually knew you n put numbers in the wrong spot.
From: 16474639XXX
To: 19054427423
June 04 2012 06:18 PM
I've been laughing since you called me mike. Lol. Why btw did u think I was mike.
From: 19054427423
To: 16474639XXX
June 04 2012 06:42 PM
I didn't really know who it was. I was hoping to get a response.
4 comments:
What a fun way to start my morning. Thanks for the laffs!
CJ, you're the funniest! I would like to see your act one day.
Many thanks for the morning giggles!
I have to question if the person was actually READING your texts. Talk about over one's head.
who clicked the yuck box? this is awesome!
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