Tuesday, December 24, 2013

He's not as clever as he thinks. Mr. Hear No Evil-See No Evil is rude

from: NH
to: "C.J. Smith"
date: Thu, Dec 19, 2013 at 9:14 AM
subject: Don't be fooled!

Hey CJ,

Got to call out this repeat offender.  Mr. Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil, See no Evil here has been up to the same ole evil day after day.  Every morning around 9:00 I get on the crowded express LSE to Union and this a**hole ALWAYS sits with his backpack on the seat beside him and his legs stretched infront of him.  But you can't politely say "excuse" me to squeeze  Cause he can't see, hear or respond.  So let this a**hole know I will continue to kick him in his designer jean shins with my snowy salted boots each morning because I refuse to stand like the others who are too polite to disturb him.  


Happy Holidays!  



Bicky said...

Rah rah, shish boom bah
We've got his picture
Ha ha ha!

Good for you NH!

(I swear I have not yet been into the eggnog!)

Anonymous said...

i would step over his legs, pick up his bag and shove it into his chest and sit down. What a rude motherf*****!

Lori said...

My suggestion is to gently tug one of his earbuds out and say excuse me I would like to sit there or do what anonymous at 10:01am said because he might just be interpreting the kicks as you being clumsy.

Unknown said...

Trip on his legs, turn pick up his backpack, sit down, and toss the bag at his head.

Michael Suddard said...

Trip on his legs, turn, pick up his backpack, and toss said backpack out door (if angle permits) as door closes.

Say "sorry was that yours? I thought it was an unattended object about to explode." Smile as if you just saved his life.

Anonymous said...

Grab him by the collar and toss him into the corridor, then dump his backpack on top of him. That should wake him up.

Anonymous said...

I would do the same, kick his shins with my messy boots and and pick his bag up if he didn't respond, I bet he would pretty quickly if he thought someone was moving his backpack! people are so ignorant. Sigh* I really enjoyed my 7 day GO break from idiots.