Wednesday, December 1, 2010


Sent via text message to 9054420352

Hi CJ. I ride the train all the way to Aldershot on the LSW. It's a loooooong train ride. Last night, it was a packed train and these 2 ladies got on and there was only 1 seat available, next to me. Up until Exhibition, the one lady sat while her friend sat on her lap. I shit you not. People nearby were doing the I'm-staring-at-you-nutjobs-but-I'm trying-to-make-it-look-like-I'm-not faces... By the time we got to Mimico, the lady sitting gets up and stands up and her friend sits. The two of them then proceed to do this psycho rendition of musical chair all the way to Aldershot... after each station, they'd switch, one stands/one sits. And the messed up part is they continued to do this even when seats became available. I was trying so hard to sleep and I'd doze off only to be awoken when they changed positions because they both sat down with as much force as a bull in a China shop.


Anonymous said...

That's just plain strange. Hmmm take a seat or play musical chairs?? Hmmm such a difficult choice, I don't know what to do!

TomW said...

Maybe they liked sitting on one another's lap?

Cindy said...

I was about to write "who cares" until you got to the point that they continued doing this after other seats were available?! WTF?!

Jamie said...

Public display of affection - crazy train style.

I call more than just friends.

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