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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

I guess I should've known, by the way you parked your car sideways, that it wouldn't last



Before I launch into this text exchange I had, be aware that I am the biggest Prince fan to ever live. You may want to familiarize yourself with the lyrics of Little Red Corvette or else you'll be lost.

Don't worry. The picture will eventually make sense.

From: 416848XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 04 2011 09:20 AM

oh my god. these people can't park. there's a car in the oshawa lot parked sideways!!! do u have a # i can phone? i don't have internet on my phone

From: 19054427423
To: 416848XXXX
October 04 2011 09:21 AM

You know what they say about people who park sideways... had a friend like that. She was also the kind of person who believed in making out once and then love 'em and leave em' fast.

From: 416848XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 04 2011 09:22 AM

um, ok. what an idiot. i had to park in a row at the end with no lines!!!

From: 19054427423
To: 416848XXXX
October 04 2011 09:24 AM

If a person parks their car sideways, it means a relationship won't last.
Anyhow, to answer your question I don't have a number for you to call but I guess you can try GO's main line 1800GETONGO.


From: 416848XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 04 2011 09:24 AM

this is ridiculous. i should just call a tow truck myself. i might just go back to my car and drive to whitby. i don't want a ticket.

what does relationships have to do with idiot parking?

From: 19054427423
To: 416848XXXX
October 04 2011 09:25 AM

Whitby's a good idea.

Baby, have you got enough gas?


From: 416848XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 04 2011 09:25 AM

yeah, why? it's not that far.

From: 19054427423
To: 416848XXXX
October 04 2011 09:26 AM

Well if it was Saturday night, I guess that would make it all right. I say, what have you got lose?

From: 416848XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 04 2011 09:29 AM

hey!!! i know what you're doing.

From: 19054427423
To: 416848XXXX
October 04 2011 09:30 AM

What am I doing?

From: 416848XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 04 2011 09:34 AM

i can't remember all the words but i'm pretty sure you're gonna ask me if i have a pocket full of trojans

From: 19054427423
To: 416848XXXX
October 04 2011 09:35 AM

Are some of them used?

From: 416848XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 04 2011 09:36 AM

what the hell is the name of the song?

From: 19054427423
To: 416848XXXX
October 04 2011 09:36 AM

And honey I said ...

From: 416848XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 04 2011 09:37 AM

dammit.

From: 19054427423
To: 416848XXXX
October 04 2011 09:37 AM

You need a love that's gonna last.

From: 416848XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 04 2011 09:37 AM

Prince!

From: 19054427423
To: 416848XXXX
October 04 2011 09:38 AM

Believe it or not, I started to worry, wondered if I had enough class.

From: 416848XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 04 2011 09:38 AM

little red chevette!!!

From: 19054427423
To: 416848XXXX
October 04 2011 09:39 AM

The hell?

From: 416848XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 04 2011 09:39 AM

the song.

From: 19054427423
To: 416848XXXX
October 04 2011 09:40 AM

How old are you?

From: 416848XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 04 2011 09:40 AM

42

From: 19054427423
To: 416848XXXX
October 04 2011 09:42 AM

So when you were a teenager, a Chevette was a hot car?

From: 416848XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 04 2011 09:42 AM

yep. so were irocs. transams

From: 19054427423
To: 416848XXXX
October 04 2011 09:43 AM

When I was a teenager, a Chevette was something you drove at night. Alone.

From: 416848XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 04 2011 09:44 AM

crap. i meant corvette. i don't think prince would write a song about a chevette. i got the cars mixed up.

From: 19054427423
To: 416848XXXX
October 04 2011 09:45 AM

I have no idea how you managed that. I don't think I can ever forgive you.

14 comments:

Kathy said...

This made me howl... Best text exchange ever.

"..i'm pretty sure you're gonna ask me if i have a pocket full of trojans" = classic

Bicky said...

ROFLMAO! That's just great!

David said...

Ah man! Now I'll have to lobotomize myself to prevent myself from substituting chevette for corvette whenever that comes on and giggling to myself like a school-girl.

Coincidentally, this comes to mind every time I surf on over here, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_Zi-YSW3aQ

Anonymous said...

Ha! I was unprepared for the chevette part, busted out laughing. Of course, 'the hell?' Classic.

Skin Man said...

This person gets huge props for hanging in there and figuring out!

High-larious

lswgirl13 said...

Prince??? Really??? Can the same person LOVE Prince and Kenny Chesney???

Cynthia said...

I'm the subject of this text exchange.
I'll never live it down!
CORVETTE. CORVETTE. CORVETTE.

cj@thiscrazytrain.com said...

When I was 13, there was no Kenny Chesney. Prince was my lover. He always will be one.

lswgirl13 said...

I just never "got" him. I tried, I really did, I even paid good money to see Purple Rain in the theatre and aside from the money for the tix and popcorn, that's 2 hours of my life I will never get back!!!

C.J. Smith said...

The key thing is you gave it a shot.
I love that man. I've seen him in concert 13 times.
I've had the pleasure of attending the after party when we was here in July of 2004 for his Musicology tour. I had scored a front row seat.
After he fed my row pizza that he had delivered mid-way through the concert, he invited us ladies to his after party at Left Bank.
Dude is tiny. Security was tight. Although distant, he was pleasant and I didn't get home til 5am.

lswgirl13 said...

Did you pay those for those ridiculously overpriced VIP tix?Were Vanity and Appolonia there??? What about Morris Day and The Time??? ;-)
Yeah, I've always heard he's a little, bitty guy.
If you tell me you stalked him when he lived on the BridlePath (or whatever rich neighbourhood it was), I won't be surprised!!!

C.J. Smith said...

I didn't get a package.
It was just him being a nice guy.
LOL. No, never went to the Bridle Path to hide in the bushes.

Kelly said...

That's my favourite Prince song!

purple rain said...

Obviously... I loves me some Prince. :P