Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Forks in the eyes, please, on the 6:43

1. Chick, one aisle over, speaking loud and angrily in Rushanglish (English and Russian) at a volume that can be heard from space. She's having a three-way where she has one person on one call and another on a second call and she keeps flipping between the two. She speaks to one in English and then to the other in Russian. She ended her call by combining both languages. I learned that she was "having operation on foot, yah, breski porski donza schola unai dobra ditsch, no... doctor say he fix".

Excellent! Good to know.

2. This young child beside me has managed to sing skinamer-rinky-dink 1,000 times. In a row.

I eventually moved.

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