Tuesday, September 25, 2012

How to make a coach load of passengers squeamish at 7 am in the morning

Rattle on for 20 minutes about the bed bug infestation your family is dealing with.

Unlike the six other people sitting near this woman who looked horrified as she regaled her friend with her harrowing tale of bites, burning couches and fumigation failures, I got up and left the coach.

I considered jumping off the train but that could be fatal. So I didn't.


Squiggles said...

And yet she felt comfortable enough to sit on a chair and possibly spread them to an unsuspecting rider?

C.J. Smith said...

I know! I KNOW.
And I listened for 20 minutes. It took me 20 minutes to get the hell away from her...

purple rain said...

This would have been me.*vlXM20/1306866467_jumping_out_the_window.gif

Anonymous said...

Some ppl have no filter