NO! I will not stare at your bare-ass feet during the train ride home. The hell wrong with some of you?

I asked the person who sent me this photo, live as it happened TODAY, to provide a cell phone number.
I called her. I asked her to tap this donkey, hand him her phone and say, "It's for you."
Presumably bewildered, he took the phone and said hello.
I said, "GET YOUR BARE-ASS, DIRTY FEET OFF THE SEAT AND OUT OF THE AIR THAT PEOPLE ARE BREATHING ON THAT TRAIN  AND BACK INTO YOUR SHOES OR ELSE I WILL REACH THROUGH THIS PHONE AND BREAK EVERY ONE OF YOUR TOES!"
And then I hung up.