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Monday, July 7, 2014

For those who don't follow me on Twitter, I found this Saturday night



I had walked through a few coaches, randomly looking for a clean seat, before spotting it in a coach two away from the locomotive. It's a bell. It works. It is awesome.

I had a brief discussion with a few passengers who were exiting at Union (I boarded at Mimico) who said it had been there from as far back as Burlington.

There's no inscription. I have no idea who carries a bell. Why?

I called GO Transit Lost and Found; no one has reported a bell missing.

This may be the one time IN MY LIFE, where I may use the finders-keepers rule. Cj needs a bitch bell.

Think of the foot riders! Just sneak up behind and ding-a-ling-a-ling.

Friday, July 4, 2014

Fun times on the Barrie line



So this just happened at 8 am.
Trains are holding and it's expected the police investigation into this dump truck/train collision will last 2 to 3 hours.
Unfortunately, the train's PA system is not functioning and the CSA went from coach to coach to check on passengers.
There are no injuries reported.

Special thanks to @LisaMBritton on Twitter for the photo and heads up.

CityNews has more on the story.

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Hey Kids! Let's go back in time when GO Transit almost went electric



The whole story can read on blogTO.

Girl, why you running?

Do none of you have watches? A cell phone that shows the time? Are your running for all of the diarrhea?

On the Lakeshore East, Oshawa is the last station (or first station depending on direction of travel). When the trains pull in, usually 10 to 15 minutes before departure, you've got boat loads of time to board and get settled. This morning, at about 7:06 am, this woman came barreling out of the station, bowled her way through a small group of people, knocked one lady's coffee to the ground - no sorry to be had - and vaulted her way through the doors of the 7:15 am train.

What fresh hell was that?

Girl, you ain't late.

None of her behavior was acceptable. The woman who lost her coffee was pretty upset. I don't blame her. I offered to buy her another one which she refused graciously.

I boarded the last coach in front of the locomotive, the one where Speedy Donkeygonzales got in. I spotted her on the second level, in a window seat, in a quad with no one else, on her phone. I didn't say anything.

Not my circus, not my monkey.

You know what that means, right? No, not that I've started new meds or am meeting with a counselor who has made commuter rage her mental health issue specialty. Today was Speedy Donkeygonzales' lucky day.

Otherwise, that phone would be somewhere else. I'm pretty sure one less coffee lady would agree with me.

Who's Not Been Serving Us Lately? Part 5

Read Part 1, Part 2Part 3 and Part 4
by Chris P. Bacon

Editor's Note: Coincidentally, The Toronto Star ran this story today about construction delays at Clarkson GO Station. I love the headline. Fail is a good word. Fail seems to be the word of the day.

In this installment of Who’s Not Been Serving Us Lately? I revisit Burlington station to check on developments there.  I guess Metrolinx felt compelled to issue a statement given that the December 2013 and June 2014 completion dates were missed.  And what did Metrolinx say?  The following notice is posted about the station, bus loop, and tracks:


Can Metrolinx expound on the “unforeseen underground utility issues”?  Isn’t one of the first tasks of a civil engineering project to conduct a discovery process to verify the location and status of underground services?

How did the project get to this stage before Bondfield Construction Company Ltd. realized there was a problem?  Bondfield’s home page claims the following:
“For 40 years, Bondfield Construction Company Limited has consistently proven itself as one of Ontario’s leading full-service construction companies with a renowned reputation for delivering innovative, quality, cost efficient projects on time and on budget.”
The construction notice bemoans the “exceptionally harsh winter”.  This is Canada, so suck it up buttercup! Other cities in Canada endured the same winter that Toronto did, but their construction projects didn’t hibernate until the spring.  The construction of the RBC Convention Centre in Winnipeg pressed on during winter.  What does this say about the capabilities of Bondfield engineers and trades people?

Since my original story, a bit of progress has been made on the soffit and fascia of the new station.  Note, too, that the roof now has a ladder!


The construction notice states, “We are working as quickly as possible to complete the station improvements”.  

I’m sorry Metrolinx and Bondfield, but I’m not buying any of this drivel.  The private sector can plan and manage projects through adverse conditions to keep the RBC Convention Centre on track.  It’s now summer and no one is working at Burlington station.  Is Bondfield Construction Company Ltd. hiring staff to deploy to this project?  As I write this article, Bondfield’s career opportunities web page has a total of three job postings. Many Ontarians are out of work.  There is work to do, and funds have been committed, but no one is hiring. 

Is this another case of public dollars going directly to the profit line of big corporations?  I’d like someone to help me understand what’s going on here.  I just don’t get it.

With billions of dollars in capital works projects at risk for The Big Move, I also don’t understand why the mainstream media isn’t having a feeding frenzy trying to identify who at Metrolinx is responsible for this fiasco.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

I guess I botched this marriage proposal

from: Graham Wayne gwayne1963@outlook.com
to:
bcc: cj@thiscrazytrain.com
date: Mon, Jun 30, 2014 at 11:26 AM
subject: I am interested in you for serious relationship

How are you today my dear,

My name is Graham Wayne, I am ranked a Sergeant major in the US Army,
currently serving in Afghanistan on peace keeping mission.

I am well educated with two(2) university degrees and a masters degree in
engineering, please i am very sorry to contact you through this email
exchange and there is no other way to reach you OK. I was Just looking
around the www.blogger.com site and I saw your email I got interested on you
and I decided to drop this note to you. I am looking for serious
relationship that will lead towards MARRIAGE, despite you do not know me
very well, but i promise i will tell you all you need to know about me.

Please reply me so that I send you my pictures and tell you more about me.I
will be very glad if you appreciate this and we will go on from here
knowing each other.

Regards,
Graham Wayne

from: Cindy (Cj) Smith cj@thiscrazytrain.com
to: Graham Wayne
date: Mon, Jun 30, 2014 at 11:36 AM
subject: Re: I am interested in you for serious relationship

Hi Graham!
I own two circus elephants who are extremely protective of me. They come with me as part of the package.  Deal?
Sassy has a bit of halitosis problem but the vet says as long as  I keep feeding her the kegger of Costco peanut butter I've been doing each day, it will help. You know the best thing about that? The soft serve "end" result. If you know what I mean...
Peaches, he's a bit of an idiot. I mean every branch of the dumb - dumb tree was hit when he stormed out of Africa. But I love them both dearly.
So as long as we can ride off into the sunset on the backs of two elephants, sure.  Get back to me on that marriage thing. I gotta get these two beasts measured for suits.

In a GO station parking lot when suddenly (think Pride)

Monday, June 30, 2014

Working hard at addressing your concern

Dear Mr. Tyler Simmons,

Thank you for your email which unfortunately resulted in a bounceback when I replied.

Thankfully you dropped some clues about how to obtain your real name. Phew.

I did forward your concern about my concern about your bong use on a public commuter train to my legal team. I'm so glad you suggested I do so. As much as you felt I had violated your friends' privacy by posting a now deleted photo from Instagram, but what was a very public photo, to my website, I feel you violated my integrity as a respected transit blogger by removing a picture you felt legally obliged to post with a hashtag referencing a government-operated transit company funded by taxpayers and fare-paying passengers like myself. I don't take too kindly to that kind of passive aggressive behavior.

As for your threat of legal action may I present to you the formal response from my lawyers:



I am positive that the shits they give about your right to privacy is duly noted. I feel the same.

Sincerely,
Cindy J. Smith

So this happened at Maple GO last Thursday afternoon

Friday, June 27, 2014

Try this tonight

Just sit like this next to a person on the train - mouth wide open in a silent scream. Take a selfie.

Text it to me 9054427423.
 

Hi there, Ms. Premier, how about you fix what's broken in your own garage before you tell others how to fix what's broken in their own

Did you read the Toronto Star today?

This story.


Fed up with bus problems no one wants to deal with

I'm not sure who orchestrated the script of lies to be told to bus passengers but if Metrolinx CEO and brass want to live up to their promises of transparency, they need to take a good hard look at how GO Transit interacts with taxpayers AKA passengers.

What the hell is wrong with telling a passenger the truth about why a bus is late or didn't show up at all? This crap about a mechanical malfunction only to be told another story about traffic congestion, then told an all out lie of a bus reported to be on time when I have a Twitter status timeline of a bus being 17 minutes late? Not cool.

I'm not sure who leads the social media team at Metrolinx but the person or team managing that account is either a hamster or a bunch of robots because the lack of interaction is insulting. I don't ride GO Transit for free. I pay, on average, $309 a month to use their services. If I ask a question, I deserve an answer - even if it was on Twitter.

The folks on the GO Transit Twitter panel are more interactive but the boilerplate apologies and promises of looking into complaints were charming at first, but now it's just apparent it's all a script to appease a frustrated customer base.

This week was an extremely important one at work. A combination of it being month-end with a four-day long weekend looming on the horizon meant time was super tight, with several projects that needed to be completed. Plus, it didn't help I lost a day of productivity getting high off drugs administered during oral surgery.

On Tuesday, after waiting 10 minutes for a bus that looked like it wasn't coming, I told my bus mates as I managed to snag a taxi (no small feat when you live in rural Clarington) that I couldn't stick around and risk missing any train leaving Oshawa GO before 8 am. I offered to share the fare but I was the only one in a time crunch. Tuesday was launch day for an important company initiative. Being late was not an option. 

Thirty dollars later, and as I exited the cab that got me to the station at 7:48, don't I see the Route 90 bus - my bus - pull in at 7:49. People ran to catch the 7:53 train. I was livid. I found out the bus was 17 minutes late. One bus mate told me the driver did not give an explanation for being late, instead he offered an apology. I sat in the Quiet Zone and fumed. Someone owes me $30.

Had I known the bus was at least coming and would be at the station in time for the 7:53, I would have waited. In total, it cost almost $49 to get to and from work that day. Paying the GO fare for the train was further insult to injury.

To make a long story short, I found out that GO Transit is mandated not to instruct passengers about late arrivals of buses until 20 minutes past the scheduled arrival time. Twenty minutes?! In this day and age of GPS, real-time tracking, mobile communications and two way radio?! Twenty minutes in the commuting world means missed train connections and opportunities to take local transit. How the hell is any bus passenger supposed to make a decision to take that city bus that arrives three minutes before the GO bus, but takes twice as long to get to the station, is actually the better alternative because your GO bus is running 17 minutes behind schedule or has disappeared?

Last summer, there were three occasions where my regularly scheduled bus didn't show up. On all three occasions I was told no one knew what happened. How the fuck (pardon the language but I find that statement ludicrous) does a company like GO Transit lose a bus? How is that possible? And see, you can't bullshit me because my dad worked for a logistics firm, his trucks were equipped with GPS technology as far back as 1998. He couldn't stop to take a pee without it being noted he was idle or off-route. You can't tell me that GO Transit isn't using fleet management technology. Is it bargain basement technology? Has anyone tested it lately? 

Earlier on the blog I ran a story about GO's bus tracking implementation courtesy of my resident guest blogger. GO Transit promised full functionality by February 2014. This included stop announcements and the opportunity to obtain real-time bus availability. Metrolinx won't provide answers for the delay. None of this acceptable. The silence is unacceptable. The election is long over.

Wake up.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Excuse me, did you say I had something in my teeth?



Band-aid disguised as gum is the ONLY THING interesting about this procedure. Oh, and the drugs. Morphine. Sweet, sweet morphine.

I'm so high right now... the keyboard is talking to me.

I don't even know how I got home. Just boom! Door... amazeballs.

This is going to hurt like a mofo hours from now.

Have a drink for me. I can't. Nothing. NADA.

The picture is too large. Screw it. Deal.

Seriously?! Caption nails it

Ugh

Today I have that thing done to my frenem I told you all about back in the spring.
You know that little piece of skin that connects your lower lip to the gum line?
I get that sawed off this morning.
Pray for me.
I am a whimp.