Tuesday, July 1, 2014

I guess I botched this marriage proposal

from: Graham Wayne
date: Mon, Jun 30, 2014 at 11:26 AM
subject: I am interested in you for serious relationship

How are you today my dear,

My name is Graham Wayne, I am ranked a Sergeant major in the US Army,
currently serving in Afghanistan on peace keeping mission.

I am well educated with two(2) university degrees and a masters degree in
engineering, please i am very sorry to contact you through this email
exchange and there is no other way to reach you OK. I was Just looking
around the site and I saw your email I got interested on you
and I decided to drop this note to you. I am looking for serious
relationship that will lead towards MARRIAGE, despite you do not know me
very well, but i promise i will tell you all you need to know about me.

Please reply me so that I send you my pictures and tell you more about me.I
will be very glad if you appreciate this and we will go on from here
knowing each other.

Graham Wayne

from: Cindy (Cj) Smith
to: Graham Wayne
date: Mon, Jun 30, 2014 at 11:36 AM
subject: Re: I am interested in you for serious relationship

Hi Graham!
I own two circus elephants who are extremely protective of me. They come with me as part of the package.  Deal?
Sassy has a bit of halitosis problem but the vet says as long as  I keep feeding her the kegger of Costco peanut butter I've been doing each day, it will help. You know the best thing about that? The soft serve "end" result. If you know what I mean...
Peaches, he's a bit of an idiot. I mean every branch of the dumb - dumb tree was hit when he stormed out of Africa. But I love them both dearly.
So as long as we can ride off into the sunset on the backs of two elephants, sure.  Get back to me on that marriage thing. I gotta get these two beasts measured for suits.


Anonymous said...

Seeing as mopst of tyhese scamas originate in afircan countyries. uou would think hed be all about those elephants

C.J. Smith said...

Jesus. Did you get your nails done recently, anon? You may want to trim them.

Bicky said...

I think it was a play on the fact the supposed US Army guy had such broken English in the email - considering he claims to have 2 Uni degrees and a Masters in Engineering.

Or Anon just got a new phone and hasn't worked out the keyboard yet.

Or, (insert other reason here)...

Skin Man said...

Praying for a response!!!

Jules said...

how romantic, the internet is a great place to find romance...I am still waiting for my knight in shining armour to come through with the inheritance he promised to share if I wired him $5000 ; )

C.J. Smith said...

Skin Man
I think I played it all wrong. I'm going to write back and ask for pictures.

Anonymous said...

Yup, this is a typical Nigerian 419 scam email.

Should have replied to him, that you'll take an offer on a date if he wires $10000 to you via Western Union