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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Paint

The woman beside me has managed so far to moisturize, prime, foundation and powder her face and has been working on her eyes since we left Whitby.

Everytime the train sways, she keeps muttering 'jesus christ' under her breath.

Call me crazy, but I think those of us who put our makeup on at home are onto something. Just a hunch ...

I would never want to do something so delicate on a train that would leave me angry enough to pump a mascara wand so aggressively like that girl we all knew back in high school who was popular with the boys for all the wrong reasons.

Right?

2 comments:

Cindy said...

Okay...it's the "Jesus Christ" that kills me. Umm...it's a MOVING TRAIN. What the hell did you think would happen? And after a couple of minutes, wouldn't you just realize that it wasn't going to stop rocking and just, oh, wait til you're at work to finish?????

And what's with the "word verification" these days? My word today is "splablar". WTF?

Camilla said...

And here is a bright suggestion for the days when the morning at home just didn't go your way...
Mascara... do it while the train is stopped at a station!!! Ditto for eyeliner if that is part of your day.

My word verification cinsiv... what does that even mean???