Thursday, April 2, 2015

Bro, do you even lift?

I tweeted this earlier this morning:

Woman next to me on typing up a list on her BB called "Jake"; listing what she likes about him. "Strong legs" "Great hair" "Laughs"

I was sitting across from one of my train friends who saw the tweet.

So I texted her.

You know, to keep our conversation private (and some of you need to exercise the same discretion with your phones, especially if you're typing up a grocery list of qualities about the man you're dating). I'm the last person you want to be sitting beside in public if you do this.

Unfortunately, Jake's love interest didn't pull out a paper fortune teller to finish the job, but it was amusing nonetheless.

Oh to be 39 again.


Anonymous said...

Calling people "psycho bitches" when you are reading their texts over their shoulders is a bit harsh - not harsh in a "joking I am texting my personal friend way", but harsh in a "I am going to post this on my popular blog" kind of way. Maybe that one could have been edited out

C.J. Smith said...

Why? It was said exactly as it was meant, jokingly in a text to my friend. Why would I change how I meant it?

Ron said...

There are psycho bitches who ride the train. She didn't necessarily say: like the one beside me.
It was a broad reference at least how I read it to why she likes riding the go train because of the encounters. I honestly don't get this need to critique. If you disagree, who cares! You're not paid to come here. She's not bullying someone. She didn't put a picture of the woman and say watch out for this psycho bitch.

Also, this sounded more like she was a casting agent. Calm your tits people.

C.J. Smith said...

Hi Ron,

Let people have an opinion. It's cool. Really! And it's "calm your boobies"!

Anonymous said...

That is hilarious! I think I saw you this morning on the LSE when I got on at Whitby. I should have sat down in the same quad, but I wasn't typing anything nearly as entertaining lol.

Anonymous said...

What is a paper fortune teller???

Anonymous said...

Agreed - you should not change it, I just think it is more for an audience of you and your friend. Not for the world. And, really did not mean it as "critique" more just stating an opinion. My tits are calmed!

C.J. Smith said...

^ I really do value a rational opinion.

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