Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Hell to the no

This is not the shout-outs.

Any and all requests to tell your honey-boo bear to have a happy day and that you'll be his Valentine forever are being rejected because I reject it.


Rejected like Ralph from the Simpson's when Lisa wouldn't let him "choo-choo choose" her as his Valentine. Listen to Lisa! The girl is smart!

Someone actually sent in a poem. A poem!

The hell!


Squiggles said...

I don't know CJ. If they are particulary heinous, maybe you should post them. You know, so the rest of us can ridicule the person. said...

You think so?

It will have to wait til I get home but I'll totally do it for the laffs.

As long as people know it's for the laffs.

deepfish said...

Roses are red
Violets aren't
Some poems rhyme
Not this one.

James said...

Funny one I read earlier today:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less
Than dinner for two

C.J. Smith said...

Consider it done