Friday, February 17, 2012

Snowboard + Douche = All Your Space

From: Dave XXXXXX
Date: Fri, Feb 17, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Subject: TTC: Use ALL the space

I followed this dude with his snowboard through Bloor-Yonge, and St. George, AND Queen's Park today. We changed trains and platforms twice.
He insisted on carrying his snowboard sideways through all the stations, insisted on shufflin'. I mean, it's not like it was morning rush hour or anything. The rest of us have NOWHERE to be. Way to piss off everyone, you 17 year-old "look, my pants match my shoes which match my jacket which match my backpack cause I've tried really hard to look like a hardcore snowboarder even though I don't want to look like I've tried hard to be matchy matchy please don't look at me but look at me" douche.


Where's he gonna snowboard in Toronto, anyway?


Squiggles said...

I am surprised that no one whacked the thing so that it hurt him/hit him.

Why do people put up with this behaviour?

Personally, I am thinking people have hit the "line in the sand" with bad behaviour and corrections shall be made. I know I have done it to people in the past.

Dave said...

I assumed he'd be going to Union, in order to hop a train to some more exotic destination that allowed snowboarding. But he got off at Queen's Park... puzzlement.

And I had many a mental image of finding someway to inflict pain upon him. I have a wonderfully active imagination.