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Friday, April 17, 2015

Note to self: if bringing Swiffer WetJet cleaning pads to work on the GO train, do not remove them from purse

We have a Swiffer for the kitchen at work, so I figured I'd bring them in.

I took five of them out of my bag this morning to rearrange them when I caught the horrified look on the face of the man sitting across from me.


I looked down at my bag and then looked up at him again. He quickly looked away and then it dawned on me...

Jesus Christ. Did he think they were maxipads?! Gigantic maxipads?!

He wouldn't look at me for the rest of the train ride and bolted from his seat once we were just outside Union.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think so.


THESE ARE NOT MAXIPADS!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

but they do somewhat look it maxipads...

C.J. Smith said...

Oh my god ... but the size of them??? Can you imagine? If this is okay with some people you may want to get to a hospital because you're bleeding out.

Anonymous said...

but you know men...they don't know the difference...

C.J. Smith said...

I have to ask my husband.

Bicky said...

Bah ha ha ha! Good grief! This one sent me to fits of the giggles!

Cindy Boyd said...

They kind of look like the ones you get in the hospital after giving birth. Something you're not telling us ;)

C.J. Smith said...

Ba ha ha ha ha.
This bakery is closed.

George said...

Ha.
I watched an episode of my 600 pound life and one teenager (yes a teen) was so huge they even mentioned that they used dish towels on her. Sometimes a layer of two or three of the towels.

My eyes and ears are now permanently damaged and I will never watch TLC again. Men should never be subjected to that kind of talk.. ;(

mark p said...

i avoid TLC now at all costs, for the channel that used to call itself "the learning channel"........

Anonymous said...

Nice reference to the "Consumers Distributing" catalog. that brings back memories! Did you ever find anything there that was in stock???

And yes if you look really quick it looks like a maxipad.

Anonymous said...

clarification: "consumers" comment was for previous entry. maxipad this for this one ... :)

Kelly said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. SO FUNNY.