Hells yes. This door is wiiiiiiddddddeeeeee open.
On the Bloor-Danforth subway train yesterday, she witnessed a man checking out his woman's muffin. She's not sure if he actually grabbed the muffin but he sure had his hand in the oven.
Yes. I'm talking in code. And no, I'm not talking about food.
No, I'm not photoshopping y'all a graphic. I have some lines I won't cross. But I did find this nice picture of cherry muffins.
I hope none of you ever look at muffins the same way again, or without thinking about this story.
My work here is done.
14 comments:
Sheesh... Talk about things being wide open...
I've made the post 100 times better. Refresh.
omg. this is the best website, ever.
thank you grilled cheesus. i'm so glad i googled go train affair!!!
Thanks!
I'm so glad to learn people enjoy what I do here
I have to agree. I've been quietly reading for a couple of weeks before bed each night and have slowly gotten addicted. I don't even take GO transit. A friend told me about this site and it's hilarious. You do such a good job with it and even though some stuff is cringe-worthy, you go about it in a mature way. I especially enjoy the posts, like this one, where you take people's stories and add to them. It's incredibly funny. Why your site hasn't been promoted by GO Transit is a mystery to me!
Okay I've heard almost EVERY variation... But muffin is just one I'm having a hard time figuring out. Can someone give me a hint?
An if it's what I think it is... On the subway? In the open? People have no shame. A least she knows where his hands were - all over the dirty subway.
That would certainly make your mornign commute a lot more fun...
Could he have just been testing the muffin, to ensure that the muffin was fully baked? You know ... like stickin' a toothpick in.
Just sayin'...
I can see what chocolate mufffin might refer to, but what the cherry pecan muffins (pictured) refer to is beyond me...
"On the subway? In the open?"
This is the TTC we're talking about.It's not even that unusual, sadly. As much as we whine about the GO passengers, the TTC riders are several levels of hell lower.
how deep is several hells?
i totally get the cherry muffin part.
What about the the pecans?
I'll bite. What's a muffin?
It's a camel toe with a surprise inside.
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