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Thursday, May 15, 2014

So this just happened...






THEN SUDDENLY... 

20 comments:

Squiggles said...

OMG. Funniest thing I read all day. And it has been the longest Thursday in recorded history.

Too bad they don't actually post pics around Union.

Valentino Assenza said...

LOL! Wow CJ I'm surprised you stayed with this one so long. You really should have exagerrated the consequences of what happens if you get caught during a fare inspection. You're a better person than me for entertaining this.

C.J. Smith said...

I wanted to take it in that direction, just not on the ball at that moment!

Anonymous said...

Oh no! They're not going to ask for your help again.

Bicky said...

Gotta love autocorrect!

As for forgetting to tap. Been there done that. Thankfully no ticket check that morning.

Michael Suddard said...

Don't they lock you in the bathroom and ensure it's an extra bumpy ride with with an overflowing toilet?

That's the rumour I heard.

AllanVS said...

CJ you must be devastated that they won't ask you for help again.

C.J. Smith said...

I'm heartbroken.

Subliminal said...

This guy sounds like a prime example why some commuters don't have a license to drive and perhaps should have a license to use Presto.
Surely not the first time and not the last so whats the occasional fine, if not just a game of catch up?

And Michael, I've never heard of the toilets used by ride inspectors for that purpose but it would be nice if they turned them into Presto confessional booths where you can flee to when they start checking and ask forgiveness.
Then when tapping your card as a plate donation be granted a ride deducted so upon exit you can avoid a fine and stay in good graces.
What a stampede that would create.

Pat Centeno said...

They hide in the washroom and flip the sign to Out of Service. But they will still get caught eventually.

Anonymous said...

I wish Darwin would deal with the idiot in this scenario

Anonymous said...

CJ, could you have disclosed this person's phone number?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for not publishing my number. But your'e still an asshole

Anonymous said...

Derp.

C.J. Smith said...

I don't like disclosing numbers because I don't think anyone deserves the harassment that can come with that. Showing a face was hard for me to do. I'm not quite there yet with numbers. I also don't think people who text funny convos would want their numbers disclosed.

C.J. Smith said...

*you're
NOW YOU'RE JUST TROLLING

George said...

What a douche...again.

With ticket inspectors, if someone is on the washroom they'll wait. They call ducking into the bathroom to avoid them riding economy.

It never works.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a mature adult to me.
Probably going to run home and tell their parents too.

Outburst said...

Lots of people duck into the washroom for lots of reasons and sitting near the toilet is the worst for it. One ride I had to endure watching a guy going in and out of the loo about 10 different times, him clutching nothing but his bottle-shaped brown paper bag, emerging each time with increasingly reduced balance.
It stinks and it attracts all kinds of different evaders.

Skin Man said...

I know this is an older post, but I needed a smile, and I got it this morning, thanks CJ. My money says this is a young women. I sometimes forget how mean people can be to you...thanks for putting up with it!