Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Hope you all had a nice Thanksgiving

I woke up with a raging bladder infection this morning. True story. Took the GO into work because being seen and treated at the clinic in my office tower is 100x faster than waiting and waiting at the country hospital near my home. Two rounds of antibiotics and I can finally sit up without feeling like a bowling ball is buried in my gut.

I came home after and had the pleasure of riding the GO bus around 11 am this morning with a woman who was on the phone with her doctor's office discussing birth control options. I really wish I was making this up. As per Twitter:

This woman on the discussing birth control options with her doctor's office knows we can all hear her, right?!

The talk about IUD insertion was cringe-worthy. I was starting to feel nauseous. Even the driver was like c'mon...

And I quote, "How deep? So just to the cervix???" Finally this guy told her to can it. They're currently arguing.

This girl is full on crazy. AM I TALKING TO YOU?! NO?! SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. bus is super quiet


Lori said...

I hope the guy said "well you might as well be, your talking loud enough".

Bicky said...

Someone should have told her that her business seemed more interesting to be minding.

Woman: Mind your own DAMN business!

Passenger: But yours is so much more interesting than mine. I want to hear more about your cervix.

Woman: Mind your own F*&^ing business!

Passenger: How can I when you're talking about yours at the top of your bloody lungs. Shut the eff up!

*CJ grabs popcorn and a front row seat*

CJ: *sigh* I cannot make this shit up.

C.J. Smith said...

Mind you the irony of me announcing to 3900 people I have a bladder infection is not lost on me

C.J. Smith said...

Bicky nailed it.

Nora1968 said...

Yes but the people who read your blog are volunteering to "hear" whatever it is you feel you'd like to tell us - as opposed to being captive in the middle of a gynecological consultation. What possesses people I'll never know.

deepfish said...

Tal Hartsfeld said...

No sense of boundaries!
Lady, you're out in public, not inside your own apartment. There is no privacy where you're at right now.

Michael Suddard said...

+1 on that Bicky comment