Tuesday, January 4, 2011

How she managed to stay conscious is anyone's guess

Tonight Jill and I rode the 5:20.

This girl in the quad across from us talked non-stop the ENTIRE train ride about shoes that make her butt sore.

The woman across from me never turned a page in her book the entire time leading me to believe her brain had shut down from the mind-numbing chatter or she's like me, when distracted by motor-mouths, can no longer concentrate and read the same page over and over, never really absorbing any of the text.

Girl never stopped. We don't think she even had lungs.


TomW said...

What was she doing with the shoes that made her butt sore???

Taylor said...

I can relate to the book reader - I had the misfortune to sit beside the gaggle of "hair stylist" students on the 5:20 one night, and the girl beside me used the word "like" 87 times in under two minutes. 87 times!! Yes, I counted. If she had made it to 100, I would have interrupted the story to congratulate her. It was more of a challenge that the T o night newspaper....

gary said...

LOL @Taylor.

I hate "like".

There's a post on here about that. I can't seem to find it but it's funny.

C.J. Smith said...

Apparently her boyfriend's parents bought her a pair of those shoes that look like row boats that apparently shape your ass as you wear them. She wore them while cooking dinner. Apparently you can only wear them 20 minutes at a time until you get used to them. I also learned that the muscle in your ass is called a T-bar. Chick never shut up.

C.J. Smith said...

Hi Gary
I think I know which one you are referring to. I'll link it when I find it.