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Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Nothing epitomizes Valentine's Day like a hashtag


by Ian Cognito

Is everyone caught up in GO Transit’s week of romance?   Not only is there Love on the GO, but there is special signage on the buses, too.  Has your driver turned down the interior lights to enhance the ambiance?

Now, I’m a little old school when it comes to Valentine’s Day.  (Okay, I’m old.  Period.)  I told the ladies behind the wheel on Route 12 I thought reducing sentiments to a hashtag is just … wrong.  Where’s the effort in that?  One doesn’t need to be completely original, but c’mon.  With some assistance from Google and YouTube, and a few minutes over lunch hour, I tossed together the following offering.

First, queue the music (not too loudly, though).  Okay, all together now …

I got lumps in my throat
When I saw her comin' down the line
I got the wiggles in my knees
When she looked at me and sweetly smiled

There she is again, standin’ over by her green machine
Takin’ a pause, and sippin’ on her Tim’s caffeine
She's lookin’ so glam, like a model in a magazine
Meanwhile, I was thinkin' …

My PRESTO’s good, I better not break it
She’s got her crew, I oughta take it
We’re down 20, but we can make it
C'mon Queenie, let's shake it!

    on the Queen E.

    on the Queen E.

    on the Queen E.

Tell me who's the queen standin' by her green machine
Takin’ a pause, and sippin’ on her Tim’s caffeine
She's lookin’ so glam, like a model in a magazine
Meanwhile, I was still thinkin' …

If it's a 12-speed, we'll skip it
If it's a decker, well, we'll take it
And if it's fast, she'll admit it
C'mon Queenie, let's get with it!

    on the Queen E.

    on the Queen E.

    on the Queen E.

(Apologies to Chuck Berry)


Happy Valentine’s Day ladies!  No hashtag.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ian Cognito.
I found that rather amusing.
And I thank you for brightening our crappy winter day

Cliff Walker