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Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Just throwing some more shade at Oakville

8 comments:

deepfish said...

Lemme check my compendium of Oakville Bylaws to see if she was exempt and or entitled...

First - was the car a German Import? (Audi, Mercedes, BMW qualify, and in certain circumstances even Volkswagon). Failing that - was it a Land Rover/Range Rover or Jaguar?

Second - was her hair pulled back in a really tight bun and/or jogger's ponytail reminiscent of the 90's "Ballerina on Crack" look?

Third - was this below the QEW?

If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, then by the Oakville rules I am afraid I have to tell you that you owe the lady an apology. Don't make us hunt you down.

Anonymous said...

She's blonde - do we add that to the list...?

deepfish said...

Oakville - it goes without saying.

Anonymous said...

Leta hope that car gets keyed!

Anonymous said...

Ja, es ist ein Porsche.

Anonymous said...

Vandalizing the car should teach that driver wel.

mark p said...

ew its one of those porsche sedans as well... double dbag points...

deepfish said...

When it comes to douchebag fuckery - accept no substitutes!

Unfortunately, as stated before, having a German Import excuses and entitles all behaviour under existing Oakville statute, custom, routine and tradition.