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Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Appointment: Jazmin Diamond, LLC joins Greyskull and Clarke to form Greyskull, Clarke and Diamond, Cattorneys-at-claw and Legal Counsel for ThisCrazyTrain.com



Ms. Diamond is an 8-month old maine coon mix who earned her claw degree at the Shelter of Hope in Port Hope, Ontario.

She is the youngest lawyer cat to ever be made full partner in the history of Greyskull and Clarke, a five year old claw firm originally started by Howard Bigfurd, LLC (may he rest in peace).

Ms. Diamond is a fierce litigator. In fact, I've noticed the bigger the lawyer, the more aggressive she is. Wendel Clarke, LLC wasted no time in clearing some office space for her and despite repeated attempts by George Greyskull, LLC to literally sit on her, or to force her to take dictation, has proved fruitless as she's put him in his place several times.

I kid you not. This bitch means business.

11 comments:

Squiggles said...

She is gorgeous.

Looking forward to some of her legal decisions.

April said...

THIS MADE MY DAY!
I am so happy you decided to give the kitty a wonderful home, and your heart the chance to open up and love again.

Howie wouldn't have wanted it any other way.

C.J. Smith said...

My heart really wasn't in it but I agreed to a drive out to Port Hope on Friday with my daughter and husband to have a look at Jazz. The second I saw her sitting on the cat tree and she jumped down and came right up to me, it was like meeting Howie again. The way she jumped, her mannerisms and her overall personality was everything I love in a cat and I couldn't leave without her.

April said...

When I went to get my Rumble (so named because he never stops purring) we had gone to Toronto Animal Services for the Black Friday sale - because I wanted a black cat. Black cats are often hard to adopt out.

There was only one black cat there that day, and he was skittish and would not have survived happily in a home with my crazy-ass dog. We were just about to leave and I was stopping to pet everyone on my way out (gotta share the love) and I stopped to pet this big cream coloured boy. He started purring so I picked him up and he rubbed his face all over mine and my not black cat came home with me.

Inspite of our best intentions and our desires, when it is meant to be, it is just meant to be.

Anonymous said...

3 cats...does that make you officially a Cat Lady?

Bicky said...

They look good, they legal good. Win-win all around, I'd say.

Congratulations on expanding the claw firm.

Peter said...

I'm glad Jazz found her "forever home". She's beautiful!

C.J. Smith said...

3 = Cat Lady for sure.

Anything more than that and you're getting into Crazy cat Lady territory which I want no part of.

Kelly said...

Yay! So glad you gave it another chance. Jealous, but happy for you and another kitty rescued.

KM said...

Excellent, I can tell the fiancé I'm allowed one more kitty without entering crazy cat lady territory...

She is gorgeous!! Gotta love the fur children :)

TomW said...

Households are either 1-car, 2-cat, or many-cats. Once you hit 3, the number is flexible, but 1-car people never go above 1 cat, and 2-cat people always have 2 cats (unless they are between cats). I predict a varying a number of cats in your future life, but never less than three.