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Friday, February 11, 2011

Donkey Friday

Anonymous writes via text message to 9054420352:

Is it rude to offer a Kleenex to the person sitting and snorting next to you who sounds like Courtney Love on a Saturday night bender?

Apparently so.

When I offered the Kleenex, the person replied, "I DON'T NEED A KLEENEX. Am I bothering you?!"

No actually, I quite enjoy listening to you sound like you're a rhinocerous in heat.

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