Wednesday, July 6, 2011

The contents of your package must be secured tightly

As some of you know, Sunday was the Pride Parade.

A friend of mine who lives in Whitby took the train early in the morning to be early for the parade in downtown Toronto. He goes every year with his girlfriend and brother who is proudly gay.

So apparently, and I gave him hell that there was no video or photo to corroborate his story, a "flamboyant" drag queen who got on at Ajax failed to do the "tuck" properly. Do you know what I mean? So there was a lot of walking back and forth to the washroom with what looked like packing tape (it won't hold when things get sweaty, according to Simon) to fix the problem. There was a wardrobe malfunction at one point which resulted in a Full Monty. Thankfully there were no young children on the train.

Oh my goodness, two gay themed posts in a row! Surely Ken must be throwing his magnifying glass across the room in frustration!


lswgirl13 said...

Yep, definitely written by a lesbian ;-)

Bicky said...

Hmm. Probably wouldn't have happened if he (she?) took some tips from RuPaul's Drag Race. They know how to do it up right!

Ken said...

All you had to do was say that you're not and that you were married. How hard was that?

C.J. Smith said...

Ken, without you, I'd have no fodder.