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Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Girl with a suitcase hasn't got a clue

Lots of room under the seat! Funny, she has no issues having her laptop bag on the floor.

721 OSH - UNST

I'm in the bi-level part of the last coach. There's a woman in the quad beside me, who for some reason, feels her suitcase belongs on a seat and not on the floor. She has it on the seat opposite her. There is plenty of room near us for her rolling bag.

Fast-forward to Ajax, I ask her, before the train pulls in, if she'd like to put her suitcase on the floor. She says, "No thanks".
The hell? Bitch, that wasn't a question.

People get on and I already know by looking at some of the answers to the recent poll on this site that ain't no one gonna ask her to move her shit.

Wait, I spoke too soon, a man asks her if the seat is taken and she makes this big production (something tells me she doesn't ride the train much during rush hour) of moving her suitcase from the seat opposite of her to the seat beside her, which results in several people coming up and waiting on the stairs to shoot her death stares and of course, roll some eyeballs.
I mumble, "Told ya to move it" and she ignores me.

Look, still lots of room!

She's put all her hair in front of her face like a shield as she studies some documents from Goodlife Fitness about how to answer sales calls.

I have a good view of her side boob. It's just begging for a punch but I won't. Because I don't like jail.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

CJ
You know Imma bail u out.

RonNasty said...

I had to stand on the bi-level on my Lakeshore West train this morning, due a 12 no 13 minute delay. It was like being on the bridge on Star Trek.

Squiggles said...

More people need to speak up! I am surprised that no one else asked to sit in the other seat. Especially since those trains are packed.

I was *this*close to telling the twinkie sharing my quad to A) unpretzel herself which means feet off the seats and B) tuck the backpack under the seat. But after yesterday's joys, it was too much work.

Al said...

Wow, Now double the work to moderate??

C.J. Smith said...

Just til the trolls get a clue. I've been blogging for 10 years. I know when to pull out the big guns.

Anonymous said...

But the trolls were fun!!!

C.J. Smith said...

Maybe they are but they need to know who owns the sandbox 'round here.

Skin Man said...

boob punch still makes me laugh, and I'd totally contribute to the bail fund!

purple rain said...

Fast-forward to Ajax, I ask her, before the train pulls in, if she'd like to put her suitcase on the floor. She says, "No thanks".
The hell? Bitch, that wasn't a question.


LOL. So much better than "imma cut u'!