Monday, November 14, 2011

If you lick it than you should have put a wick in it ... W'oh, oh, oh, oh, o-o-o-o-o-Oh

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November 14 2011 06:57 AM

So I'm siting here on the lsw across from this guy whose dressed quite nice, armani jacket, good shoes and b/c I forgot my book in my car, I have no choice but to observe my fellow passengers and I happened to notice that Rico Suave here thinks his Bic pen is a cotton swab. He's been digging in his ear, pulls it out, inspects it, wipes the wax off with his fingers!!!! And then proceeds to keep digging. Thing is, he's not even trying to hide he's doing this. I've got dark glasses on so I don't think he sees me staring and I guess he has no shame b/c every1 around us is asleep.

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November 14 2011 07:04 AM

Ok he's finished cleaning his ears and then what does he do?!!!! He licks the end of the pen and slides it back into his breast jacket pocket. Gross!!!!!!!
The Hell?!


purple rain said...

For some reason I'm just not craving sausage and eggs anymore.

Scott Simpson said...

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.


And I'm a guy who likes my ears clean.

Anonymous said...

I think you mean "like".

ExGOnowTTC said...

Wax on.

Wax off.

C.J. Smith said...

Nope. I definitely meant to write "lick".

Al said...

Ok, definitely not to be done on a go train.

On a side note, I am the proud owner of an ear pick, purchased at an asian grocery store and let me tell you, all those times you had an itch your ear and could not reach it, well not more. Not only does it feel great but it cleans the hell out of you ears. Consider it a scraper for you ear canal.

Looks like a little tiny teaspoon that gets all the crud out as opposed to a q-tip(tm) which just flattens the crap against the inside of you ear.

Anonymous said...

Do they make one for the bum?

Al said...

Yeah, its called a colonoscopy.

ExGOnowTTC said...


That sounds like a pain in the ass.

DF said...

People! Didn't your doctor ever tell you not to stick anything smaller than your elbow into your ear??!!!!

Al said...

Yeah they just wanted to deny us the pleasure of scratching an itch you prevoisly could not reach.

Arent these the same doctors who used to light my mom's cigarettes for her when she was pregnant with me?