Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Today's text message is brought to you by the letter G

For "Girth".

Jose texted, "Oh Lord, the guy beside me looks like he just ate 3 people for breakfast and his meaty sausage hand is inching its way towards my thigh! He can't fit his whole body into the seat. I keep holding my breath as he swings a tree trunk arm my way. I'm a little man. Smaller than Michael J. Fox. There's no center plastic armrest between us. I'm at the mercy of this man. Tell people not to sit in these kinds of seats. Please pray I make it out of here alive!"

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