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Monday, August 22, 2011

Ripley's Believe It or Not

from: Muskoka Dan
to: cj@thiscrazytrain.com
date: Sat, Aug 20, 2011 at 10:25 PM
subject: barbershop

Tonight my girlfriend and I were taking the train back to Oshawa after a day at the Ex and this broad gets on at Danforth. My girlfriend and I are talking and I notice the woman begins playing with her hair. Then, without warning, she pulls off her hair - her wig - and sets it on her lap in front of her. Her real hair looked like it had been caked to her head with glue. She reaches into her bag and pulls out nail clippers and starts trimming her wig right in front of us. There is hair (?) falling to the floor. She then gets a comb out and starts styling it. I wanted to take a picture so bad but my phone makes a loud sound and I didn't want to bring attention to me. My girlfriend is stunned!!! We keep making WTF? looks at each other. Then the lady pulls out a can of hairspray. This is when my girlfriend decided to say something. There was no way she was going to allow this woman to spray aresol hair stuff in closed quarters. So Jen (my girlfriend) asks the woman to go to the bathroom if she wants to spray hairspray. This set the woman off. She stood up, gathered all her stuff and as she started to climb the stairs to the upper level from where we were sitting, she squatted down, turned around, and sprayed her hair spray right in our direction. Then she stalked off. My girlfriend was incensed!!! We had no idea people like this woman existed. Isn't that crazy?!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

...sounds just like something that'd get on at Danforth.

Lil P said...

True that.

Anonymous said...

haha wow, yah this sounds like TTC behavior, not the 'classy go'

lswgirl13 said...

I love how you called her a broad! I seriously would have gone and found the CSA and had her sorry ass (and wig) kicked off.

Anonymous said...

Damn cancer patients...

C.J. Smith said...

Mmm ... you think so?
Like I said, I'm just puttin' it out there.

But still, do your stylin' at home.

Squiggles said...

@ Anon, I think Cancer patients that wear wigs rarely have a full head of hair that is schellacked to their scalp under the wig.

I could be wrong. After a couple days off, the brain, she don't want to start.