Friday, September 23, 2011

Mucho caliente bitch fit on the train

date Wed, Sep 21, 2011 at 9:04 AM
subject queen of mean

I encountered a drag queen this morning on the train. This was absolutely a dude dressed as a lady. Bitch was crazy. Diva had all her bags on the seats in a quad. She stared out the window muttering under her breath and everytime someone asked to sit, she would make the best bitch face and scrunch up her nose like the person had just farted and exclaim, "bitch please". Hand up and everything! If you've seen Too Wong Foo, Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar then you've got Patrick Swayze right here on this train.
This guy gets on and made to move her stuff and doesn't "girlfriend" stand up and slap this man's arm. The two of them start to argue and then it became a full-on verbal hiss and piss.
So Miss LeThaNg gathers up all her stuff and hustles off the train and goes on this verbal tangent as she's leaving.
Those of us sitting gave off some nervous chuckles.
I don't know where she went but the guy who moved her bag pulled out his cellphone and made a call to his wife to tell her all about what went down. He seemed very distressed by what happened. I thought it was hilarious.

Destuny didn't send video or pictures but here's how I imagined how the fight went down:


mumzthewurd said...

OMG I wonder if this is the woman who takes my bus now and then. She used to get on at my stop. You know the type, last to arrive, first one on the bus. She tore a strip off a lady one morning for waking her up to ask for the seat next to her. She sits in the isle seat with her legs diagonally across the other seat to discourage people from asking. She refused one brave soul who asked for the seat next to her snapping "there are other seats". She's dating one of the driver's who thinks she's a lovely Christian lady. Holy cow! SHe owuldn't give the seat next to her to Jesus himself!

lswgirl13 said...

Where was this anyways??? Couldn't be on the LSW, we are boring and civilized (for the most part).

Kathy said...

LOL This post just made my day.

Anonymous said...

I obviously take the wrong train. Pretty much nothing ever happens for me! :-) This must have been pricless to witness.



man on the train said...

"Her" name is Chantelle. Girl needs a vacation.

Anonymous said...

Girl needs to stop being such a selfish knob!