Monday, September 12, 2011

This be some Criss Angel mágico

Dude in the suit be all sprawled out like he fancy. Got some newspapers under his foot ridin' feet to make sure he keeps a little bit of class, just like his abuela taught him. I had a friend who had an abuela that made everybody sit on newspapers in her house, but this escándalo público?! It would send Rosa into a rage!

And that Criss Angel mind-crazy shit with the girl? It must be one of them octopus illusions (as my daughter used to say). I'm positive she has a set of legs.

I also enjoyed removing the head of the Crazy Train reader who snapped this pic - just brushed it out right of the picture. I put a hole through the head of laptop boy's reflection, too.

I should stop now. I've had way too much lemonade and gin this evening. Why? Because it's gin o'clock. Dammit.


Anonymous said...

You should always write posts when you're tanked. :)

C.J. Smith said...

Shh! My husband thinks I'm sober.

Jen said...

OMG! It's Jason!

Anonymous said...

That made my morning!! :) lmao

lswgirl13 said...

OR perhaps her legs really were cut off by your chainsaw????